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Unattended children will be given hair dye and pronouns.

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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

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By @cardboardsea

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MAD MEN S1E9

"Mrs. Draper, what are you doing?"

#iconic

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she really said PROFESSIONAL HATER

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sometimes people say "ilysm" and it could mean "i love you skip muck" so you gotta be careful.

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i know i called you bro but i meant babe.

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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Why does posting for a new fandom feel like walking into a bar and having everyone just stare at you. Like I'm sorry I'm new here pls don't hurt me

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Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay

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often think about how toye didn't have to pull luz closer to him to ask for a drink but he did anyways

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band of brothers text posts 7/?

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i don't subscribe to the argument of whether dick or lew is the worse driver i think they're both annoying drivers like hey lew buddy stop eating your french fries and driving with your knees and also beep beep richard you can go the speed limit and ya know chit chat with me you're not going to crash

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Vote lieb for your country

that's 1-800-lieb-for-your-country - dial now.

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Missed 'em by a mile

From episode 3 - Carentan

For @1waveshortofashipwreck

#before shit hit the fan #look at these last dregs of joy

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Taylor swift songs are never about her or her past experiences, they are all about this very specific assortment of paratroopers/marines/bomber crews that I have chosen to make my entire personality. Hope this helps🩵

#yes someone gets it!

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#this is also very Baberoe