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Should I break up with my roommate? We’re not dating or anything but the friendship is getting a little homoerotic and I’m scared of intimacy

Get more homoerotic

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

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something i have noticed lately: as a collective, a lot of gen z are simply getting tired of their phone

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something i have noticed lately: as a collective, a lot of gen z are simply getting tired of their phone

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Wish me luck everyhorse I’m hoping my boss isn’t in today so I can dick around at work and make a Magnagothica Maleghast character in blender

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"STAR EGG " - Known phenomenae of which a small moon or stupid planet will hatch into a big beautiful star, and be perfect forever

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Sorry sir, but we don’t accept shrew coins at this establishment

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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

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my brothe r sent me this

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me and u both ouppy

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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#now