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Would you give a dog a gun if it had a really cool holster for it

i would give a dog a gun nomatter what

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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#video

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right from the vine…decadence…

#video

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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took a nap and dreamed that unitil, the gas company, kept liking all my posts complaining about the gas being off. which would be leagues above their actual customer service

#best wishes in getting your gas turned back on :(

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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

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people have got to stop overusing existential/cosmic horror when it comes to animals just Experiencing Things

like flies know what a human is. they know they are very small and other animals are very large. they've lived around megafauna as long as there have been flies. having animals the size of mountains to them is just normal.

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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else

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this is the hardest any single image has ever gone

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I actually love it when videogame adaptations are bad. It's the natural way of things to me. Of course you can't remove interaction from the interactive medium you fucking moron. You stupid dumb shit.

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every single other character: OH MY GODDD FALIN A CHIMERA WHAGGHH DARK MAGIC BWAGHG

Falin:

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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Juniper: the most pitiful little wet weasel you've ever seen

(Side note: this was her first time going to a self wash station as well as her first trip inside a pet store and she was nervous but she did great! Proud of her)

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Losing or Doing poorly in a video game is morally reprehensible