dancing ghosts and skeletons
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We are friends with benefits and those benefits are SCIENCE
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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.
15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”
so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.
thank you cow couple
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used ublock to delete 90% of features from this site so now i logon and it is simply my posts. and silence
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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back
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I saw that apparently i had a question in the submission box thing so clicked on it but then Tumblr went 'No you dont actually' so i went back out to reload like 'are you sure?' And tumblr just went 'nvm no ask it is then'
so im sorry if anyone did send an ask it was eaten by the bad code monster
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