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lol could u imagine

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dadmode 2

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art dump 🦅🦅🦅

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Comic Ryan mood board

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the dinner party

#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It’s canon. From what I have read people mistook Shuu in anime for a man in his 30s or older so yeah, Chie would.

Credits to this masterpiece, I used their template to make this. Saw it and just had to:

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“My skin is not my own” 

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i still <3 my freaks!!!

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if Shuu was a human what would his top 5 favourite foods be?

ooh good one. This is tricky bc shuu is such a picky eater, but still has this ‘eat the world’ attitude, i think one thing abt human shuu aus rly neglect to compensate for is how closely tied Shuu is to the idea of being an apex predator, but I think you can still achieve it, and I will try my best! i do know a bit abt gourmet food! (There are actually a lot of books abt food critics and gourmet chefs who get 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕪 with cooking)

i feel like is also hard bc shuu would probably like everyone to think his favourite food is something rare and exotic so maybe he would twist the truth a little. Narrowing down specific foods is difficult but I will try my best!

Kaneki’s bussy

Orlotan - this fucked me up when i heard about it. But the practice of eating orlotan is utter decadence - to a ridiculous extent. It’s a bit like Foie Gras - the orlotan are wild caught and force fed to double their mass, then drowned and marinated in Armagnac and then cooked. It’s meant to be consumed whole, the bones spat out, and typically, the consumer is traditionally supposed to wear a napkin or towel over their face whilst they eat the bird. I can’t remember why - but I’ve seen it said that is either to maintain dignity when spitting out the bones, or to shield such a disgraceful act from God’s eyes. The latter sounds cool as fuck so i believe it. I love Jesus!!! I think Shuu would lap something like that up. I’ve yet to find something so dreadfully French in the matter of food, and I think he’d probably say this is his favourite food - if only for the amount of ceremony involved.

Cheesecake - Shuu always mentioning cheesecake in early TG and I would like to give him this one as a little treat. I don’t know a lot abt cheesecake bc i fucking hate the stuff but maybe he’d like something like Basque? Which is just burned custard(?) cheesecake - i was reminded of tiramisu but apparently it’s more of a soufflé. I think he’d probably go for something floral too - rose cheesecake’s probably a thing, lavender, peony. I don’t know if I see him as a sweet/dessert person. He’s more likely to enjoy richer desserts like cheesecake and chocolates.

Dark Chocolate - maybe a sneak! I am a Dark Chocolate Enjoyer so total bias but hear me out (yes i do also like black liquorice!). If it is less than 80% cocoa it’s too sweet! He’d be a 100% kind of guy, because bragging rights. I think he might enjoy it with some fruits, maybe with orange biscuits or raspberries. I think he’d like raspberries, they taste like little rubies to me. Dark chocolate goes good with almond butter, he might make it fancy - foamed raspberry with shredded chocolate over almond biscuits with coffee cream. we might call that a rather bizarre mocha, but shuu would say it’s a deconstructed tiramisu. the reason i think he’d choose dark chocolate is because i don’t think he’d eat sweets. Dark chocolate has a deeper taste profile, in my experience dark chocolate is always unique. This might appeal to Shuu. It goes well with far more flavours than typical chocolate - spices, florals, etc - i recently had dark chocolate almonds dusted in matcha! They were utterly divine. Dark chocolate is highly overrhated in my opinion.

Exotic Meat - this is a generalisation sorry 😢 But I believe it canonical - very premium cuts of meat from animals you might not typically farm - zebra, bear, crocodile, rattlesnake, that sort of thing. It’s really controversial for some reason and as a vegan I should be opposed, but I think wild hunting is leagues better than farming, provided it’s not an endangered species, but Shuu would definitely eat an endangered species. Maybe he likes to brag and his favourite meat is snow leopard, or something. Dodo. Dinosaur, even (he was There).

Fugu (pufferfish) - this is shorthand for ‘dangerous food’ lol! Without the danger of being a ghoul, we have to consider how a human shuu might chase this danger. He might hunt his exotic meats, but I think he might try and achieve this by also eating dangerous food - food that’s poisonous or toxic. a bit of a Russian roulette. I wouldn’t even put it beneath a human or a ghoul Shuu to eat something with worms! (Same tbh. Would.)

i think most of the above are what Shuu might want people to believe are his favourite foods, so I’d like to take some time to throw my other ideas in the ring.

I think he’d take comfort in Monte Cristo - if only because in a human universe, I would take it to be his father’s favourite food. He’d probably be given it as a child or something, so good associations. There’s not much rly to say else there, but the idea of Shuu eating a toastie fascinates me. If he eats it when he’s sad, i think he’d look like that little mouse video, but otherwise I think he’d eat a toastie with a knife & fork.

I mentioned dark chocolate earlier, but of course he might also like some luxury chocolates - i think of these wonderful chocolates i saw once, that had been dyed and marbled to look like planets and marbled, filled with pistachio or coffee foams. Wonderful. Straight from switzerland or italy. Maybe he would enjoy ruby chocolate too? I’ve never had it! I said no sweets but white chocolate has a time and place, but it works wonderfully with wasabi or miso - i made wasabi and white chocolate cupcakes once. Good lord. He would like that. White chocolate and nuts is also very good. When I was vegetarian, my guilty pleasure used to be salted liquorice dipped in white chocolate - but I don’t know if he’d like that!

i think he’d eat sea urchin.

Some drinks too! -

Coffee: specifically coffee with blue seaweed or Kopi Iuwak. He’s definitely tried it, but does he like it? Who knows? I’ve always wanted to try seaweed coffee. Kopi Iuwak is coffee beans that’s already passed through the digestive system of a civet. It sounds like a bit of a farce to me, but i don’t think it’s as repulsive as people make out.

matchaaaa - bias i just think everyone should drink matcha

moon milk - i’ve never had this bc broke but it sounds so good. I think he’d like the pink/rose milk the most! maybe the blue spirulina?

Nut milks - vegan bias but seriously who can honestly argue cow juice tastes better than a refreshing glass of cashew milk??? Shuu would probably have something like pistachio milk, tigernut, brazil nut, macadamia -that sort of thing! Stuff you can’t get from the shops!

People will probably kill me if I don’t mention escargot or frogs legs so. Obligatory mention. Personally I find that to be rather typical and cliched - ooh, mandatory french food! So bizarre! Whatever. Partly why this ask took me a long time to get to, is because I wanted to go through my books and notes. It would have been easy for me to sit here and type that human Shuu would eat lobster and ragyu and live baby shrimp in miso soup, but i think it’s too obvious. In my experience, there is so much more to get out of Shuu when you delve deeper and don’t say the first thing!

i also want to say, sometimes i see how we (westerners) talk about food from different cultures. lots of high-class gourmet stuff seems silly, but i dont care to mock it. i can’t enjoy food anymore, but it makes me happy that some people enjoy food enough to make it a silly and pompous hobby. But i think sometimes we look at frogs legs or zebra steaks, orlotan or fugu, fermented egg, people eating guinea pigs, chihuahua or cat, sometimes we have a tendency to say it’s gross and twisted, but i don’t think that’s necessary. if something tastes good, if an animal has good meat, then why not? eating the world is sometimes a good thing. not always, but sometimes.

This question made me think a lot, so thank you! I was thinking about a human shuu - all the stories you could make up! There’s a lot to sink your teeth into!

I’m sorry if this was incoherent last night i took 40 laxatives and i just drank 2 monster energy back to back I feel very sane!!!!

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Kanae & Shuu Headcanons

Shuu is somewhat colorblind, and will often ask Kanae what color things are or if they look right together when putting together outfits. He doesn’t always listen.

For a while, Kanae understood Japanese but wasn't confident enough to speak it, and Shuu was the same way with German. So, for the first few years, they would just have full on conversations in two completely different languages, and probably sounded insane to anyone who heard them.

Shuu often has back and shoulder pain (which is typical for koukakus, since they are the heaviest), so Kanae will rub his shoulders.

Kanae saves scraps of dress shirts that Shuu tore with his kagune for extra sewing material, and at one point made a whole ass quilt out of them.

Shuu is very particular about scented products (like soap, laundry detergent, cleaning supplies, etc.) he usually likes them to be unscented, with few exceptions. Kanae has all of this memorized.

Kanae made a notebook for taking notes when first starting the job, but at this point it’s mostly just random facts about Shuu.

Although it has never been put to the test, despite being the smaller of the two of them, Kanae could very easily out drink Shuu.

Kanae always takes care of Shuu when he’s sick. It’s gotten to the point where Kanae actually gets kind of excited when Shuu catches a cold, because they can spend more time together - but would never admit this.

There was a point in time where Shuu liked making human food as a hobby. Kanae thought it was a bit strange at first but didn’t question it, because it seemed to make Shuu happy, and would get him whatever he asked for.

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computer stamps!

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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled

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i know what u are listy

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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🍼 Age Regression Milk Recipes 🍼

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☁️ Angel's Milk ☁️

- 1½ cups of milk

- 1 tbsp of sugar

- splash of vanilla

mix in sugar and vinilla into milk. warm up to desired temperature.

💞 Bedtime Kiss 💞

- 1½ cup of milk

- 1-2 tbsp of honey

- a shake of nutmeg

- a shake of cinnamon

heat milk until it starts to foam, around 2-3 minutes. mix in honey, nutmeg, and cinnamon. let cool.

❄️ Gingerbread House ❄️

- maple syrup

- a shake of cinnamon

- a shake of nutmeg

- a shake of ground ginger

- a splash of vanilla

- 1½ cups of milk

heat up milk, then add cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and vanilla. stir in syrup and serve warm!

🦄 Alicorn Magic 🦄

- ½ cup of milk

- ⅛ cup of vanilla Greek yogurt

- 1 to 5 large strawberries

- ½ cup of frozen blueberries

blend altogether until liquidy! usually isn't thin enough to drink from a bottle, so drink with a sippy cup or add milk/cream until desired consistency.

☄️ Galaxy Milk ☄️

- 2 cups milk

- 1 cup ice cubes

- 1 tbsp blue fruit punch powder

- ½ tsp vanilla extract

- blue food coloring

add milk, ice, fruit punch powder, and vanilla extract to a blender. add drops of food coloring and mix until desired color. sere cold!

🍓 Strawberry Milk 🍓

- 1 cup of chopped strawberries

- ½ cup of sugar

- 1 cup of water

- 1½ cups of milk

- 3 tbsp of strawberry syrup (optional)

in a small pot, heat sugar, water, and strawberries until boiling. boil for around 10 minutes. using a fine strainer, pour mixture into a small bowl. chill 2 small glasses of strawberry liquid in refrigerator for about 10 minutes. add ¾ cup of milk to each glass, stir, and add strawberry syrup if desired.

🥛 Mango Milk 🥛

- ¼-⅓ cup chopped mango

- 1 cup milk

- 1 tbsp sugar

- 1 pinch of saffron

combine all ingredients in blender and serve cold.

🍌 Banana Milk 🍌

- 1 ripe banana

- 1 cup of milk

- 1 tsp of vanilla extract

cut banana into slices and add all ingredients into a blender. blend for a minute, or until desired consistency, and serve cold.

🌙 Lavender Moon Milk 🌙

- ½ cup of milk

- ½ cup of boiling water

- 1 tsp vanilla extract

- 1 tsp edible lavender buds

- 2 tsp honey

- 1 decaf earl grey tea bag

mix honey and vanilla in boiling water, then add tea bag and let it steep. heat milk and lavender buds in saucepan until desired flavor and temperature. pour milk through a fine strainer to catch the lavender buds. finally, mix milk with tea and enjoy!

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically