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hmm

* Without getting resurrected/coming back. Permanently dead by the end of the series.

#god i hope not man #or maybe i hope yes im not sure

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the original guy i reblogged this from was a shithead so reuploading it

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hey it's may, have u thought. About lionblaze yet

Well, now you haueve

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ive never liked the phrase "manmade horrors beyond your comprehension" but i cant think of a better way to describe texas roads

biblically accurate highway

#oh what the fuck thats horrible #its. theres no planning in there. my god. you just throw down a bunch of roads and say yeah thatll do #please get a nice neat Autobahnkreuz in there

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A woman's place is on the battlefield

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My family and I started saying excuse-moi, pardonne-moi as a joke instead of just saying excuse me because idk French sounds funny to English speakers I dunno but that evolved into s’cusie pardonne-moi which then over time evolved into s’cusie which just sounds like a weird way of saying excuse me and I think we speed ran language evolving back in on itself or something

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house md drinking game me and my bf are doing tonight, over/under on us getting alcohol poisoning?

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In one particular piece of official art for Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s hair is rendered in great detail. Zooming in to the part above his ear, we can see what appears to be a single gray hair. This seems to be deliberate, as analysis of the image reveals that this is not a transparency issue, but that the hair is indeed colored a lighter color than the rest. Due the image being released in a lossless format by Nintendo, this also could not be a compression artifact.

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Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

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my dad walked in on me making this 4 my yotube banner and was like what r u doing today just as he saw me highlight the text and was like ah

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Ace having his name tatted correctly bc Sabo is still with them in this photo and he knows he is still alive… this is making me physically ill rn y’all have a good damn night.

credit: @/nyaponi on twt

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#i‘ll do the dishes i enjoy the dishes id enjoy it more if there wasnt anything else to do

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Say cheese! (and lettuce, and bacon, and onions, and-)

#oh that nami is so cute hello..

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*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*

#simply dont call anyone by name unless im 100% sure

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April 28, 2024 - An unintentionally funny video by a zionist propagandist shows off some good organisation and discipline at the UCLA encampment for Palestine.

#her crying at the end… damn