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I'd rather you not reblog if your Tumblr is full of dicks or vaginas or assholes. 33, Straight, Demi, Gainer/Feedee with huge fantasies.
P.S.: Don't call me pig/hog/etc
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I'm not going to sugar coat this. I need help. Specifically financial help. I have an Internet bill that needs to be paid before I can transfer service from the old apartment to the new apartment. I have groceries I need to get because I am out of food until the 7th. I have to buy all new dinnerware and cookware because the dishes I have are very old and warped from years of use. And I have to get some picture hooks that won't peel the paint off the walls or put holes in them, among other things that I need for the new place and can't afford because no matter how much I apply to some of these businesses that say they're hiring, they're not hiring me apparently.
Sliding up next to you at the pavilion fountain, "Hey babe, how about you slip ke your digits," I say, sliding my phone over and accidentally pushing it into the water. I shoot you finger guns suavely and get attacked by seagulls who bully me into garbage can, where I try to casually cross my legs and wink right as someone throws a half full lemonade into my face.