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I really liked this routine. Except my booty shorts didn't actually let me pole sit.

#green will poles

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FAIRY AYYYYYYY

#green will poles

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When did this become twitter ii lmao

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One time a storm damaged my aunt's chicken coop and an owl flew in and beheaded all the chickens except one and she thought I was insensitive when I decided to name the surviving chicken Jiro (雞肉)

#Green Will Does Text Posts

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I’ve been celibate for a week I’m going insane

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GOD starting over from 0 is so hard. Besides the fact that I can’t see any penis on here, I hate HATE having to look for more colorful accounts again I can’t do these only-post-white-guys accounts

Update: I found penis but it’s not the primo raw uncut japanese bullshit I have carefully curated because let’s be honest when you exaggerate the body too much I stop caring give me the realistic shit

#Gwill Does Text Posts

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Fuck it, christening my return by posting pole grabbed the first decent one off my phone

#pole dance #pole dancing #male pole dancer

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Fuck this website fr

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yo why do cherry skin sometimes taste like dick

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If anyone from high school still follows me, lmao GET READY TO SEE POLE

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im back bitches and im remaking everything rip twitter the porn there was good.

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DM: What more do you want? You already have a bard that owns the sportacus blimp

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“Technically, a Dwarf eating a Human isn’t cannibalism.”

(via outofcontextdnd)

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Kamui print!!! for smash : D All their forms~!

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He’s just a lil crispy