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Allison Hargreeves + text posts

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The Umbrella Academy as Vines part 2 baby!!!

Thank you to @lesbianlimbo for putting the original video together! This wouldn’t exist without their hard work!

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Official Umbrella Academy posted this and I'm analyzing it like it's full of clues but in reality all I've got is that one says 5.

Anyone got any ideas?

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KLAUS HARGREEVES 1x10 | The White Violin

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I miss Five's old man comments. I need more of the "you're still a young man, you've got your whole life ahead of you" comments. I need him to look at the sparrows and have a moment of "for fucks sake I am fighting CHILDREN"

We didn't get all that many moments in s2, I NEED more of those old man comments.

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Klaus: If I had a nickel for every time Dad traumatised me growing up Id have enough nickels to fill up a sack and beat him to death with it

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five: i have an idea

luther: no murder

five: i no longer have an idea

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old man five with painful back aches. backy painy

His back hurts from constantly having to fix his family’s problems

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go stupid go crazy with five

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The Umbrella Academy: Power Cards [inspired by tua card game]

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Five: Time for plan G.

Klaus: Don’t you mean plan B?

Five: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Ben: What about plan D?

Five: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Allison: What about plan E?

Five: I’m hoping not to use it. Luther dies in plan E.

Diego: I like plan E.

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Klaus: I would walk through fire for this family.

Klaus: Well not FIRE because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room.

Klaus: But not too humid, because my hair.

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His siblings: Five, tell us what’s going on!!

Five: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Luther: Short?

Five: Shit’s fucked

Allison: Okay, long

Five: Shit’s very fucked

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Guys. Five does take the time to shower.

It's clear in season one.

He's always clean shaven, his hair always looks nice, and his uniform always looks pressed, sharp, and clean. He somehow finds the time.

And people are saying that he never changes out of his same uniform. Guys, he literally has a closet full of clean uniforms in season one.

And after he was hurt and woke up, he took the time to shower and change into pajamas. His hair was even clean, floofy, looked blow dried, and lacking of product.

In season 2, he even takes the time to clean his only uniform.

And let's not forget that during his time with The Commission, he took the time to look clean and clean cut.

Five is actually a crisp and clean individual who cares about his looks and appearance, probably even more so after living in an apocalypse without access to niceties. And even then, he found a way to look somewhat nice, despite the scraggly beard and stringy hair, and made living in the apocalypse look bougie. He even drank wine from fancy glasses, not that he had to.

He cares.

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The contrast of Five standing tall and stoic in a sharp suit and him crunched in the backseat of a car like a shrimp with bad posture in flannel and yellow tinted sunglasses that look like they're from the 70s is funny to me.