#give it up dick

[mylifeingotham]

#give it up dick #he clearly has the high ground #batman #bruce wayne #robin #gotham #batman and robin #damian wayne al ghul #dick grayson #the wayne bros #wayne bros #batbros #nightwing #tim drake wayne #tim drake #dick grayson wayne #dick wayne #red robin #dc red robin #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne gotham #bruce is tired #just bros being bros #i love them #dcu #dc #dc characters #dc comics #star wars

[ashrayus]

rough night

#jason todd #dick grayson #jason todd fanart #dick grayson fanart #dc comics #dc #cant even lift his arm up fully iykwim #idk man just give me more h/c fics with them i need to read moree #my art

[p0ssym1lker]

Damian: where did the name Robin even come from?

Dick: oh it's what my mother called me but then Bruce just decided to call Jason it without asking

Jason, who very much did not know that:

Tim, who had his own theories:

Bruce, who is getting death stares from everyone: well-

#dc #dc comcis #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #yall ever think bout a mother who unintentionally named many sons #yall think bout dick seeing his mothers nickname for him being used without being asked over and over again #yall think bout dick giving damian the name #imagine giving up a piece of family to family

[batcavescolony]

Robin&Nightwing: *out on patrol*

Robin: My girlfriends pregnant

Nightwing: *falls off the roof top* WHAT!

Robin: yeah, I hope she does ok, I'm all for whatever she wants.

Nightwing: *crawling up the wall while panicking*

Robin: -it's not my kid.

Nightwing: WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAD WITH THAT!

Robin: it's what she would have wanted.

---later---

Robin: and then Nightwing face planted off the building.

Stephanie: oh that's great 💀 do it with Batman next!

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #dick grayson #nightwing #stephanie brown #spoiler #semi comics #me: •adds song about a teen mother giving up her newborn to my Stephanie Brown playlist• 😈 #batman #bruce wayne #red robin #batgirls #incorect quote

[beeqisch]

batfam minecrafting

#sketched this kinda quick #right after playing minecraft with my friends #can u see me giving up around the last panel?? yea.. #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #stephanie brown #batgirl #spoiler #and the others (who i didnt draw sorry) #:3 #my art #dc

[sabrinaocumps]

Stay pussyfree sissy

#pussyfree #beta loser #beta male #beta humiliation #small dick loser #small dick humiliation #feminization captions #feminization kink #give up your manhood #permanent feminization #sissifyme #sissylover #whiteboi feminization #beta sissy #sissy loser #feminine sissy #jenna ortega #sissy caught #humiliated sissy #feminized sissy #panty sissy #faggot sissy #humiliation sissy #feminization husband #feminize me #feminized husband #feminization hypnosis #feminizedmen #forced feminized

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt

Bruce is so caught up in his grief that he… misses Jason coming home.

Jason, fresh out of his grave and confused (and traumatized) as all hell is just wondering where the hell Alfred is (“I gave him a lengthy vacation, Jaylad.” “And he agreed!?!?!?”) and why Bruce is acting like everything Jason says and does is some kind of tear jerker and good gods, B, are you trying to die you can’t just drop down in the middle of a gun fight with no plan Jesus Christ and why haven’t you eaten the spaghetti I made you dad!?!

Bruce is just happy his mind is kind enough to create such a vivid hallucination of his dead son.

(Tim is… confused.)

#I’m sorry I had to give Alfred a vacation or the gig would have been up way too son #I’m pretty sure I read somewhere you’re supposed to be dead!? #yes I love the hallucination trope in case you couldn’t tell #jason todd #prompts #Tim drake #dick Grayson dropping in like—- #Bruce I’m the best detective Wayne #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #bruce wayne #robin #fic #batdad #angst #grief #hallucination

[welcometogrouchland]

♫ I do what I want/Crying in the bleachers and I said it was fun/I don't need anything from anyone ♫

(ID in Alt) you guys ever think about your own posts and get upset?? Anyway Damian Wayne I love you I'm so sorry your life is like that

#dc comics #dc #damian wayne #dc robin #batman and robin #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #bruce wayne #lyrics are ofc from American Teenager by ethel cain #the lyrics are a bit too specific to specifically be a damian song and the verses talk about like. christian church and substance abuse #but thag chorus???? ohhhh baby #its also stephcore btw. to me at least #ANYWAY this took. forever and i did while feeling sick/off in the run up to my period so frankly it's a miracle it got finished at all #but yknow for now im fairly happy w this one. played around w the colours and challenged myself to really put my all into the linework #there's some details here n there that r wrong (failsafes design is. all kinds of wonky) but like. who give a shit #anyway my brain and hands are on vacation for the next few days <3 #btw the blood on damians hands is a reference to the upcoming B&R cover (for 11 or 12 i think?) where damians- #-beating the living daylights out of bane. B&R has mostly been chill n slow so far but these issues...ohhh i am SEATED #uhh anyway yeah <3 #OH WAIT #mine #< haha. art tag i always forget

[bruciemilf]

I wonder how many times Clark and the batkids + Alfred revived Bruce with the Lazarus Pit and just never told him abt it

#he pieces it together later but i mean. its so hard for him to miss now that hes looking back at it #like why is he always always always cold with a turtleneck on and heating blasting #why is his appetite so scarce? how come his sleep deprived body withstands hours - sometimes DAYS - of patrol #and functions perfectly? how come time passes by but he stays the same? why wont clark and dick stop giving gim #*him looks of loving grief? #why does harley slam her fists on her head when she sees him? ' no no no you're gone. you're GONE. I KNOW you are!' #why does selina smile at him with such heavy pity ' sorry bruce. i don't do ghosts' #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #batfamily #clark kent #dick grayson #jason todd #bc they def exclude the cloning. they dont want another bruce. they want THEIR bruce. tim #like can you imagine jason getting up in tim's face and just ' if you're not gonna stand by us then stay out of our way' #dark bruce? tired. dark BATKIDS? sign me the FUCK up #batdad #text

[vechter]

detective comics (1937) #725 // the great believers, rebecca makkai // hesitate to call, louise glück // batman: battle for the cowl (2009) #1 // titans (2008) #21 // the aftermath, caitlin conlon // superman/batman (2003) #76 // i built the walls myself, arch budzar // batman: battle for the cowl (2009) #1 // titans (2008) #15 // detective comics (1937) #874 // postcolonial love poem, natalie díaz // batman (1940) #687 // batman and robin (2009) #1 // i can tell it's aquarius season because my knuckles are splitting, caitlin conlon // superman/batman (2003) #76 // u.k. // batman and robin (2009) #2 // titans (2008) #23 // u.k. // batman (1940) #681 // coded signals, caitlin conlon // titans (2008) #15 // batman and robin (2009) #1 // against silence, frank bidart

dick + being batman

#dick grayson #batman #webweaving #dcu #bruce wayne #web weaving #dc comics #this was becoming too long but I have so many thoughts on the dickbats era it makes me feral #imagine loving ur father so much u give up ur name ur team ur identity to take care of his name and son #dick & bruce: you'll never recover from that kind of devotion #thinking about that outsiders panel where roy reads dick to filth by saying his biggest fear is being batman #wish we could've gotten roy reacting to dick in the cape instead of the weird titans for hire BS we got

[poppy-metal]

just thought of being scumbag patricks pretty little girlfriend and saying you love him mid-stroke and he groans, puts a hand over your mouth because you dont mean that shit - he's gonna pretend he didn't hear it, cause hes bad for you and you falling in love with him would be fucking awful for you both - doesn't stop him from fucking you deeper though, immediately after you say it. like the words have a lasso affect and his hips crash into yours, not parting this time, just grinding his cock inside - way more intimate than he usually allows. biting his palm, wrestling your mouth from under his palm in defiance like the brat you are so you can pant and whine another breathless "i love you - i love -" he fucks you harder until the words fade out into moans. acting like his balls aren't twitching to unload inside you the moment you said those words, like its just to shut you up, the desperate slam of his hips, and not like the confession means anything.

#poppy speaks #patrick wants so desperately to be loved but balks when its given. my beloved. #especially older patrick #like shut up u love this dick thats all i can give you #and not like he doesn't make you laugh like his arms aren't comforting when they're around you #like arguing with him doesn't set your soul on fire like trying to impress him with your tennis playing is all for show #like he doesn't buy you milkshakes and fries even though you have more money than he does bc he likes being the one to pay #like he isn't beautiful and strong and funny and kind when it matters most to those he cares about #hes just a walking dick to you. some old man dick to sort out your daddy issues #it cant mean anything more #patrick zweig smut #this is dolly and patricks dynamic in my mind

[rad-batson]

Okay I honestly can’t even explain how this happened but I think I wrote a 50-page-long pilot for a Keeping Up With The Kardashians parody called The Waynes with an Arrested Development kinda feel (based on some tumblr post, everyone’s seen it before) and now I have no idea what to do with it cuz I poured my heart and soul into this comedy shit show (affectionate) like Do I post it here? Do I call up DC and dangle it in front of their faces? Do y’all want snip-its? Do I submit it to a poetry slam? I’m broke af but I need someone else to see it, okay? I worked really hard on it and it deserves an audience >:(

Edit: Here it is!!

#it’s like I passed out then woke up and there it is #but I also worked really hard on it and it has tons of thought so #batfam #batfamily #batman #dc universe #dc #it’s got all the players #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #tim drake #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #barbara’s not in it YET and neither are the others but they will join I’m sure #obv I’m not giving it to DC because HBO is part of the AMPTP #batfamily headcanons #bat family

[wosstue]

Sometimes I wonder what Gothamites think of the different Robins.

This kind of spiralled from Gotham Tok on my fyp all the time, so here’s how I see the progression of how Gotham sees its Dark Knight and Boy Wonder’s:

Pre-Robin Batman:

“Batman isn’t real”

“Batman’s a cryptic”

“Batman is a concept made up by the Gotham PD to scare off criminals”

They don’t believe he’s real. The only people who have actually seen him are hospitalised or in prison, or mentally deranged enough that no one would even believe them.

Enter Dick Grayson:

“What do you mean you saw colour… in the Gotham sky? You mean the red tint every night?”

“Batman and Robin on the paper? No that’s definitely staged. Why would there be a child running around in a leotard, and what, do you think Batman is human?”

They don’t believe again. But they see him grow up, they see meta’s in Gotham led by him. And they accept maybe Robin is an actual person running around with the bat that… might be a person, I mean he has ‘man’ in the same but who knows?!

Enter Jason Todd:

“What do you mean Robin got younger? I thought Robin was in San Francisco now.”

“There’s actual candid shots of the bat and the bird now… maybe it is more than a wives tale.”

First clear pictures on the paper and on the news. People start to actually believe both Robin and Batman exist. But they also knew Robin was in san Fransisco, and taller than 4”10.

Enter Tim Drake:

They don’t notice a single difference between the extremely short 16 year old Jason, and the 13 year old Tim. Goons do however notice the kid wears more armour now and has trousers… good for him.

Enter Stephany Brown:

Any civilians that actually saw her thought it was a costume and a badly picked one, dressing up as a vigilante in Gotham is waiting for someone with a bone to pick.

Enter Damian Wayne:

“Is… robin shorter again… and since when does he stab criminals?”

They once again can’t get a clear picture of Robin. He’s always in the shadows! And he’s fast. Also multiple villains swear he can sound like all sorts of different people. Why can he sound like Amanda Waller?! Goons continuously shit their pants when he just decides to fuck with them and sound like whatever villain they were hired by.

#dc #dick grayson #jason todd #robin #tim drake #stephanie brown #damian wayne #batman #Damian’s mimicry will never not be funny #bring it back please #I can’t decide if people thought Tim Drake was Jason Todd or if they thought Jason Todd was Tim Drake #Tim drake showed up with a camera blackmail and a dream and no one even knows he’s different from the last one #dick Grayson snuck the teen Titians into Gotham #he waited until Bruce was off world #Stephany brown my girl I am sorry they didn’t give you chance to start drama in the tabloids

[preyofolympus]

Bernard: I always saw him as like a kind of funny little man.

Tim, trying to contain himself but Bernard loving the Red Hood is pushing his limits: he’s a fucking criminal Bernard.

#Bernard calls Red Hood some fucking cringe online name one (1) time and Tim just reveals all their secret identities to stop him #all #the torture in the world couldn’t make Tim give up their identities #but Bernard calling dick a “pathetic little meow meow does the trick in less than a second #now I know why everyone is funnier in the tags I hope y’all see this shit #batfam #batfamily #red robin #tim drake #dc robin #tim drake wayne #batkids #batman #batman urban legends #bernard dowd #dc fanfic #jason todd #red hood #tim x bernard #timber #timothy drake #batbros #dick grayson #nightwing #discowing #red hood jason todd #bernard x tim #source- some Ryan and Shane screenshot thing but it’s those ghost cunts

[emily-rambles]

fuck dick pics send me pictures of your hands

#jk there are a few people i want dick pics from #but like… show me your hands #give me both i’m greedy #the hand kink is acting up tonight what the fuck

[reineydraws]

based on that one bert and ernie behind the scenes photo of jim henson & co. :')

i drew this for fun and then i started thinking about how robin could be a two-person puppet dick's parents created and puppeteered together and dick inherits it when they die and he ends up passing it along to subsequent siblings to use together when he creates his own nightwing one and then i got emotional about it + the inherent quality of family-as-legacy that the robin puppet represents 🥺🥺 they have to share the role. robin means not being alone!!

bonus lol:

#batfamily #batfamily fanart #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #dc #dc fanart #batman #batman fanart #wayne family adventures #robin #robin dc #dc robin #pls imagine jason and tim playing robin together #lmao actually this works for tim in meta bc tim ends up having to play robin the longest #he plays robin with jason AND steph AND damian #CAN U IMAGINE TIM AND DAMI HAVING TWO PLAY TWO ARMS OF THE SAME PUPPET LMAOO #i can just picture dami biting tim bc tim refuses to give up being the main body and damian's annoyed and has to be right by tim's armpit #and tim has a tendency to shove him a little when dami gets extra annoying so once in retaliation dami just bites tim's tricep #of the arm that's controlling robin's body haha. rip tim. #jason graduating from robin to his own puppet: im gonna make a muppet that is SO cool........ #and then proceeds to just get no's all around bc 'we cant air puppets with guns jason' and #'if you want a leather jacket that small youll have to make it yourself jason' #also jason doesnt want to admit that the red hood helmet gets heavy on his arm after having to hold it up all day but everyone can tell lol