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annaesterella · 2 days

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What if.. Darling just decided to sacrifice herself for the Batfam, and after that, she starts going into an loop of sacrifices for them, again and again.

“𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.. 𝘋𝘖 𝘐𝘛 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡”

𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: Obsession, unhealthy habits, time loop, manipulation, yan themes, yandere undertones, yan-platonic bat family, romantic- yan Jason Todd --- English is not my first language, consider it (por favor)

Fem reader

Batfam is cray cray, they see you as their daughter(sis) in law, and Jason sees you as his lover (HE GOT THE BIGGER TOOTH PICK AND HE IS SO HAPPY BECAUSE OF IT)

Kid- Damian ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Dad- Bruce

Teen- Tim ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Brother: Dick

Alfred - granpa ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Sister, family friends, animals: Cass, Duke,Steph and Babs, Alfred the cat and Titus.

Again.. when did it all started? Well.. it started.. a 500 loops ago, it was.. at first an act of "accidental" sacrifice. A child, who she didn't know, being used as a hostage by some other stupid villain, she decided it would be "lovely" to give up on her life, which was already ready to end, after all, a child should live a happy and peaceful life, her life was already on her..? Fuck.. she doesn't remember, but still, he should live, live the life she couldn't; then she did it, she jumped, got herself shot and saw the world burn as the great Dark Knight and his lil hero frienda showed up. She smiled, as she looked up at the little kid. Slowly, she saw herself walking towards a door, only to feel some strong hands on her shoulders, pulling her back, she looked back only to see herself again in the mirror, again, as if what she done didn't happen, as if it was just a shitty dream of her dying, she got up, dressed up and went to her.. life? As if she could call *It* that way, haha..

The day seemed the same, just some things different, maybe it was all a dream after all, but still, it felt really..soft to be dead, she wouldn't kill herself, but still... Comfortable, then again, she heard a crash, looking in the way of the loud noise, as if the dream was becoming real, the difference is that this time it was and old man, and a building breaking behind him. She widened her eyes, running to the old man, she helped him to get out of there, only to look behind and see that large building making a shadow, she looked at the old man that screamed to her to get out of there, only to hear the deafening sound of silence and a thin sound, she smiled, before closing her eyes again, and seeing the door, she walked towards It, only to feel that rough hands pulling her back again, she again looked back, only to see the door and the room, before waking up again. She was now unsure if it was *again* just a dream

Again the day seemed the same, again just some silly things were different, she looked at the clock, 10:00.. an loud crash and an teen boy screamed at the top of his lungs, she looked at his way and saw a villain, threatening the boy while hurting his arm with something that seemed like a dagger.. she then grabbed some thing and with all her rage and strengh she tossed it on his head, she only saw the last 10 seconds, the villain letting the teen go, and going towards her, all very slowly, she just looked at the teen, screaming at her to get out, but again, she just smiled and then she just heard again that deafening sound, the door, and she runned towards It again, but then, she falled, feeling someone, of something, drag her again. *Again* she woke up, tired, but still.. what If she didn't got out the house? No.. she wanted to see what would happen now.

And That's how we ended up on this Goddamn loop. Again, but why she can't just die? Why she must come back every time? Who pulls her back? Who are those people who she saves? Does she know them? Would she know them if she lived? Would she? She saved all of them, *all of them* The kid, the dad, the brother, the sister, the friends, the granpa, even animals! all of them, in loops, she even tried to get their names, but it was always too fast, too late, but still, who pulled her back? Why she couldn't pass through the door?

There she was.. their little star, their lil savior.. still, it felt so.. mean of them to let her die, after the 10th time, Alfred had to stop going, or he wouldn't be capable to look at her without feeling guilty when it was their time to rescue her, his lil grand-daughter-in-law, it was how he would call her, again, they looked at her by some window, the window of that room, the one she can't get in, not without their help. Today it was his first and last time getting saved before they got her, after all, they already knew their little star, she saw them 499 times before this one, today it was the day of her lover, the one who picked up the bigger toothpick and got to be her soon-to-be fiancé, She is not his lil star, she is his sun, the one he must pull back to save them, again, to be saved. He got ready, jumping into the reality, seeing all her daily rotine, before seeing 10:00 on the big clock, he then heard a bomb and saw her running towards him, ready to save him, then he perked up, not giving a single care in the world about the bomb, only about his goddess, his sun.

She stopped dead in her tracks when she saw someone new, who was he? Still, she had to save him, when she heard the tick tock, it all clicked on her mind, she ran to him, as if slow motion, trying to get him out of there, only to get picked up by him, finally, something different happened, when she saw she didn't die, she saw the bank exploding and all, but she didn't die, SHE DIDN'T DIE! She started sobbing, as she saw Batman and his family flying through the air to fight the villains, as she cried in the arms of the big, tall stranger, hugging him as he walked, not seeing where he was taking her. She again fell asleep, she saw the door, and didn't try to walk towards It, again crying as she thought she died again, in the arms of her "savior" but then, the door opened, she felt that same strong hands around her, this time caressing her hand and in her waist, as she walked towards the door, she saw all of them, the people who she saved, in some kind of living room, waiting for her, with open arms, as the person behind her leaned in, saying in her ear, before kissing her cheek and snuggling in her neck, as she looked at his dark curls with an white streak.

“𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲,𝘠/𝘕, 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳.. ”

#yandere imagines #batfam x you #yan batfam #jason todd x you #yandere dc concept #yandere jason todd #yandere batfam #alfred the cat #fem reader #Spotify

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vetenarishitposting · 14 days

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Tim: Do you think Alfred is pregnant? Alfred looks pregnant.

Damian: Don't be ridiculous, Drake! First of all she has been spayed, second of all she has never had sexual intercourse.

Tim: You let her roam the manor grounds on her own, how are you so sure?

Damian: because I made sure every tom in the neighborhood knows I will defend her honour with my sword!

Jason, who has only just started to come back to the manor and does not know about Alfred the cat, overhearing this:

#batman #jason todd #batfam #dc comics #tim drake #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #alfred the cat

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spicy-apple-pie · 17 days

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I think it would be funny if Alfred was a TikTok cat (tm) but the account wasn’t run by Damian it’s run by Tim and Duke and it’s just chronicling the insane shit that Damian trains Alfred to do because she’s so food motivated.

The most popular video is Duke secretly filming Damian as he commands Alfred to steal Tim’s bag of chips while he’s not looking. Damian accepts the bag, pulls a treat out of his pocket for Alfred, and pulls Alfred into his lap while munching on chips. Duke is trying not to lose it in the background causing the camera to shake.

#batman #shut up spicy #batman comics #dc comics #damian wayne #dc #batfam #batfamily #batman dc #the batfam #the Batfamily #Duke Thomas #Tim Drake #Alfred the cat

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abisalli · 6 months

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bad doodle request: damian teaching alfred (the cat) to use a tricycle

alternatively: bouncy castle shenanigans of ur choice

Couldn't resist doing both so here's doodle no. 1:

And doodle no. 2:

#bad doodles #dc comics #Damian wayne #kon el #bart allen #Young Justice #superboy #impulse #robin #Alfred the cat #my art #digital art #rip Bart you will be missed

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incorrectbatfam · 7 days

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Damian: *carrying Alfred the cat out of the room*

Alfred the cat: *purrs*

Damian: You are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you.

#source: tumblr #damian wayne #robin #alfred the cat #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

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a-butterfly1 · 12 days

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| Dami & Puss | Damian Wayne

Just needed a warm up

#my art #butterfly's art #art #damian wayne #robin damian #damian al ghul #dc robin #dc #dc comics #alfred the cat

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ninalinovna · 9 months

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Here's my contribution to THE R STANDS FOR REDEMPTION: A DAMIAN WAYNE ZINE! All proceeds from this zine will be donated to CAN DO CANINES an organization that partners service dogs with individuals with disabilities. 💚

🦇 LEFTOVER SALES ARE OPEN NOW 🦇

Learn more @damianwaynezine!

#damian wayne zine #the r stands for redemption #damian wayne #talia al ghul #batfamily #alfred the cat #titus the dog #dc comics #myart

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p1nkshield · 8 months

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Bruce: Has everyone gotten their emergency gas masks upgraded? It’s nearly October…

Jason: Only if you stop giving us ominous reasons. Out here like “a storm is approaching… make sure you take twelve and only twelve extra batarangs!”

Dick: what he means is rogues who like to use gas like the scarecrow get more active the closer it gets to Halloween.

Bruce: That’s what I said.

Tim: maybe we should be concerned about how fluent Dick is in ominous sounding bat-warnings.

Dick: Hey, I’ve just been here the longest!

Damian: EVERYONE CEASE YOUR INCESSANT BABBLING! ALFRED THE CAT IS MAKING BISCUITS!

Everyone: Awww 🥰

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #alfred the cat

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not-another-robin · 7 months

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Dami parade

#narsposting #dc comics #batman #damian wayne #damian al ghul #robin #batcow #alfred the cat #batfam #batfamily

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arrowheadedbitch · 3 months

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Damian: Drake, are you.... eating a rat??

Tim: Alfred the cat brought it to me, what am i supposed to do, hurt his feelings?

Damian: Fair enough.

#damian respects Tim even more now #dragon!tim #tim drake #red robin #robin #rr #chaotic tim drake #batfam #my au #damian wayne #alfred the cat

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ky-landfill · 1 year

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#for anons asking for full artworks #damian wayne #tim drake #boring winter day #batbros #batfam #jerry the turkey #titus #alfred the cat #cohabitation????!

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rinriniisthekatch · 1 month

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The only reason Danny became a cat was because he saw something big, red, and very shiny. Being cursed as a cat was putting Danny in a very bad mood.

And then some random kid picked him up from the street. Oh, Ancients... did Batman get a new bird? The sword is awesome, though.

He has to admit, though, this kid gives good scratches. However, if one of the other birds tries to pick him up like a ragdoll; there's going to be big issues.

Like this Big Blue... bro, can you not? It was not his fault he practically mauled his face.

Also, what is up with that stinky Big Red...? Man smells like he got dunked in the garbage and hacked up some week old chili. Yeah, Danny did hack up some fur balls on the guy. Regrets, nah?

His namesake, though, is the best man in the world next to his kid. Like, somehow his food tastes a lot better than when some (Little Red with the coffee addiction as bad as his) tried to put dog kibble in his dish. Rude, much?

So, yeah. It's not totally all that bad being a cat. But he would like his opposable thumbs, now.

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #danny phantom #danny fenton #damian wayne #alfred the cat #Danny accidentally becomes Alfred the Cat

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purp1eashes · 8 days

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