Halsin: and this is a cactus
Lae'zel: it is pretty, and covered in spines, and thrives in harsh climates which would surely perish other plant life. Oh yes...I very much like this "cocktits"
Tav *frantically sprinting in from off frame*: "CACTUS!"
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No hate to it but I cannot imagine the mind of an awards voter when watching poor things. Like Emma stone shoves a cucumber up her cooch and they were like yes. That movie. Give it all the stupid little trophies.
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Good Head - Twisted Wonderland
Y/N: are you sure cause it gonna get lost
Deuce: Don’t worry about it and Ace knows too, he has a good head
*silence for like 5 seconds*
Y/N: *burst out laughing* HAHAHHAHA
Ace and Deuce: …
Y/N: AHAHAHAHAHHA Ace has a good head! AHAHAHAHAHHA
Epel: She making fun of your smarts! Hahaha
Jack: Y/N you picked that type of laugh from Ruggie-senpai didn’t you
Ace: Y/N I’M SMART AND YOU KNOW IT RIGHT DEUCE
Deuce: …
Ace: Deuce….
Epel: BAHAHAHAAH
Jack: *chuckles*
Grim: What’s going on!?
Epel: DEUCE SAID THE ACE HAS A GOOD HEAD
Grim: What a lie
Sebek: WHAT IS GOING ON I DEMAND TO KNOW!
Jack: Ace apparently has a good head. *trying not to laugh*
Sebek: Ace you know it’s bad when even Jack wants to laugh
Ace: YALL ARE BULLIES Y/N YOUR LAUGH SUCKS
Y/N: Does it really I’ll record you laughing next time
Epel: Is Ace trying to die, imagine if Leona or Malleus find out
Jack: Leona would probably do something he’ll regret
Sebek: YOUNG MASTER WOULD PROBABLY KILL ACE FOR SAYING THAT TO Y/N
Y/N: You heard that I’m gonna tell Malleus and Leona!
*y/n runs off to find Malleus and Leona*
Ace: WAIT Y/N LETS TALK ABOUT THIS
*ace runs after them*
Epel: Ace is in deep water
Deuce: Definitely
*Ace running away from Malleus and Leona*
Leona: COME BACK HERE COWARD
Malleus: HOW DARE YOU INSULT CHILD OF THE MAN
Y/N: Thanks Leo! Thanks Tsunotarou!
*The End*
A/N: Fun Fact this actually happened to me. I know Leona would probably be too lazy to do anything but let’s pretend he would. Malleus would definitely be mad. No but I think we should call Leona, Leo. Leona is the Spanish name for lioness. Also Leona has the amazing talent of falling asleep in 3 seconds. Malleus’ favorite food is ice cream. Also can crack coconuts with his bare hands.
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Jon: *Just watched the (old?) 'Matter baby' Tiktok trend*
Jon: Hey Dames?
Damian: What, farm boy?
Jon: Would you rather eat- uhh -pizza or matter baby for the rest of your life?
Damian: What's a matter baby?
Jon: Nothi-
Damian: No baby's matter.
Damian: ✨Abortion✨
Jon: Damian-
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How I expect the new Mario movie to go like(also anyone know when it's gonna release?):
Mario: "I'm here for my brother!"
Luigi: *sitting on Bowser's lap as Bowser sits on his throne* "...."
Bowser: "uhhhhhh...no?"
Mario: "..."
Mario: "I'll just come back later then...."
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I can tell we got funny Taylor back cause douchey dudes are angry at “bad writing”
Welcome back shake it off bridge we missed you
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