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Jon: *Just watched the (old?) 'Matter baby' Tiktok trend*

Jon: Hey Dames?

Damian: What, farm boy?

Jon: Would you rather eat- uhh -pizza or matter baby for the rest of your life?

Damian: What's a matter baby?

Jon: Nothi-

Damian: No baby's matter.

Damian: ✨Abortion✨

Jon: Damian-

#Supersons #damijon #Jonathan Kent #Damian Wayne #jondami #Dc #is the 'matter baby' an old tiktok trend? #Funny? #Should we be joking about abortions? No. But half of this world jokes about their trauma so-

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Damian: .....

Jon: .....

Jon: We're not gonna sword fight at our wedding because I proposed to you while you teaching me how to sword fight.

Damian: WHY NOT-

#damijon #jondami #damian wayne #jon kent #Jonathan Kent #I love these two so FUCKING MUCH #Aged up Damjon/Jondami #sword fighting