#y'know what. and shoutout to my mom too. I'm so proud of her.

[teeth-thief]

So my phone got stolen on the subway a couple days ago. When I finally managed to track it using find my iPhone like 16 hours later I saw it was really close to a phone store. I called and asked if my phone got sold there and the guy was like. what kind of phone is it. I explained all this stuff about the model and case and pop socket (but apparently the case and SIM card were gone) and I was talking so fast that I don't think he really understood anyway. Eventually he asked "is the lock screen a picture of... a unicorn smoking weed?" and let me tell you. the SHRIEK of joy that I let out. I love you, Rainbow Dash. I love you, iPhone.

#mlp #was so fucking difficult not to acktchually him though #like obviously she's not a unicorn. she doesn't have a horn. #you can't see her wings so I get how you wouldn't know she's a Pegasus #but uhhhh. no horn. not a unicorn. #I'm really glad everything turned out okay. :) #shout-out to my boy nonimeg deactivated who went and picked it up for me I love you five ever baby #and shout-out to Anna happy birthday to my best friend in the universe I love you five ever too <3 #y'know what. and shoutout to my mom too. I'm so proud of her.