#work boots. men's jeans. lesbian flag bracelet. carabiner. short hair. pretty much archetypal butch guy. and yet

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what is it about target that attracts the men with the fewest active neurons this side of the mississippi

#speak friend and enter #i went in to return some sunscreen and buy some rust remover (im replacing my showerhead. or attempting to. lots of calcium up in there) #and they didn't have the exact kind of rust remover i was originally looking for - so i'm just standing in front of the cleaning aisle #considering my options as one does when this guy (with like 3 of his friends) walks up to me and goes 'uh hey can i ask you a question' #and due to my middle school bullying victim reflexes i will admit i did kinda kubrick stare at him #but then he goes 'oh. never mind.' and shuffles off. but like HUH #like i clearly do not work there. i'm wearing a green shirt and no name tag so. duh #like bro. if you're trying to chat me up i'm wearing like six different visual indicators that tell you you're barking up the wrong tree #work boots. men's jeans. lesbian flag bracelet. carabiner. short hair. pretty much archetypal butch guy. and yet #i wanna study the phenomenon of straight dudes who flirt with masc women. like what's the deal there