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kappasigmalife · 7 years
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Eternal Purgatory: Chp 1, welcome to campus
Eternal Purgatory: Chapter one
Welcome to AU
 Today marks the worst day of my life, joining a frat. My dumbass dad is forcing me cause I can't stand to alone forever in my room with my books and writing, even going as far as to take my tuition away if I don’t. my name is Christopher Matthews and I come from a long line of assholes controlling the mass market of industry, and as the next head of the family corporation, he expects me to be part of his alma mater and brotherhood. God do I wish for death right about now.
Christopher begins talking on the phone with his father
“dad you can’t be fucking serious about this, they want me in an initiation and you know frat guys will do something really heinous and I don’t think I can handle that.”
Christopher’s father Joseph talks to him pretty pissed off about the situation.
“Oh I’m so sorry that I’m paying for college while you spend all your time writing those weird stories and keeping yourself locked from the outside world. Get over yourself, you have to venture out on your own and get used to society, how else are you going to take over the company?” Chris responds
“Yeah that’s right dad I got to do everything you want, no use in arguing with it anyhow, I know your minds made up, but rest assured I don’t condone this and something will happen, I know it.” Joseph on the other end
“Jesus Christ again with you bitching about taking risks, hows about you stop trying to be such a little bitch and do as your told, not that you ever proved yourself before.” Chris sighs before hanging up
“Love you too dad.”
Chris looks outside his window seeing a bunch of people crowding around in frat sweatshirts and gets a knock on his door.
Chris rolling his eyes
“gee I wonder who it could possibly be, not that I would know.”
As he opens the door a bunch of guys rush him placing a bag over his head dragging him off. As he has the bag taken off his head, he finds himself feeling bitter cold and notices they are in the basement of the dining hall on campus. The frat guys come forth and welcome chris and several other young college students to the freezer.
Frat guy
“welcome maggots to the initiation, tonight you venture into the freezer for one hour wearing only your skivvies and when the hours up, you’re going to be brothers.”
Chris glares at them and asks
“So you want us to strip down and go into freezing cold as you guys get drunk and wait?” Frat guy
“yes that’s exactly what we want.” Chris strips off his clothes and walks in flipping off one of the frat guys staring at him
“Yeah I know I’m covered in scars get over it, just let us out when your done waiting.” Frat guy
“okay just for that kid, two hours for you”
Chris thinking to himself.
“Yeah I’ll be waiting with bells on.”
Chris looks at his watch as he shivers in the cold, noticing it’s been well over two hours and the frat brothers haven’t come for him. More time passes and Chris notices the lock turning, showing that the dining hall has been closed. Shivering in the back, Chris contemplates what he said and knew the brothers forgot about him and he told his dad so about the risks to going for the brotherhood.
“I told that asshole, I told him I didn’t want to do it, but he made me anyways, god I’m fucking freezing.” As Chris finishes thinking he closes his eyes waiting for help.
As he awakens he notices hes in his boxers in the quad and looks around
“huh, guess I was able to make it out after all, I wonder who let me…, this is not my campus”
Chris looks around quite a bit more seeing different toned people walking around heading to classes glaring at him
“What the hell, it’s not even Halloween, what’s up with the floating and scarred people… oh fuck I’m dreaming.”
As Chris ducts into the bushes he notices a  set of feet walking towards him and the person is wearing gold boots that are bejeweled and stands waiting for him to come out.
“Its okay, you can come out, there isn’t anything to be afraid of.” Chris crawls out of the bushes and notices a hulking man with piercing blue eyes and blonde hair slicked back in gold armor carrying a straight sword on his back and lending his hand out to help Chris up. Chris looks at him and immediately questions everything
Chris blinking and seeing if its all true
“okay did I stumble to a renassaince fair, cause your in armor and carrying a qhat I can only presume is the blade Excalibur, nice workmanship btw.” The man stares back at him and shakes his head.
“young man I am Dean Arthur, and this is not a replica of Excalibur, it’s the real thing, your in purgatory.” Chris’s eyes widen and looks around.
“so I’m dead, your king Arthur, and this place is a school.” Arthur
“Yes you died before your time came and so you will continue your education here, at Afterlife University.” Chris sighs and face palms contemplating the situation.
“good god I am in an never ending hell.” Arthur brings chris to his office registering him for classes as chris looks outside and sees a fat guy smoking a bowl outside the window. Arthur looks out and opens yelling at the young man.
“Mr. Stone, I have told you repeatedly no marijuana on the campus, recreational use may be legal, but only off school grounds.” Mr. Stone puts out the bowl exhaling his smoke in the air.
“Sorry, I keep forgetting, I’ll be sure to keep that in mind but had a test coming up and the nerves you know.”
Arthur looks at him getting annoyed.
“my boy, your so bright but yet your careless and lazy, why not be more like the new student, straight A’s and responsible.” Chris looks at Arthur and raising his eyebrow.
“actually after all the stuff that just happened, I could go for some of that.” Stone looks at him up and down.
“honestly dude, I can set you up with my dealer, hes super chill, but maybe get some clothes first.” Chris looks down at himself wearing only his boxers.
“Oh god that’s right, anyway I can get some pants.” Arthur looking at him in embarrassment.
“Apologies I didn’t expect this to happen, most come to purgatory with clothes on.” Chris with a blank expression
“well I didn’t, so get me some clothes before I freeze to death, again.” Arthur gets Chris a blue flannel shirt with a pair of brown cargo pants and has him change. After getting clean clothes on Chris is given a registration number for classes and an address for his housing off campus. Arthur tells him that he is going to meet a lot of nice people around but to be wary of a few unwanted figures. As he walks he notices a bunch of game characters, historical figures, and even people from canceled tv shows hanging around.
Chris looks onward to see everything around him from the students to the teachers
“Huh, so everything that dies comes here, even fandoms, that explains a lot.”
As he walks he suddenly bumps into a chubby goth boy with a black goatee and wearing a dark maroon flannel and jeans.
The boy he bumps into looks at him.
“geez man could you be anymore clumsy.”
Chris dusts himself off and looks back at the young man who looks upset.
“apologies, im new and I gotta get used to things around here.” The young man looks back at him glaring up and down.
“Whatever country boy, just watch your step.”
Chris questioning what he meant.
“do you mean you’ll hurt me, cause I won’t take that lying down.” The young man widens his eyes responding.
“oh no I mean watch your literal step, if you don’t focus, youll fall down the stairs over there.” Chris looks at the spiraling staircase going off campus and sees the point.
“Oh thanks, again im sorry to bump into you but I gotta go move in to my new place.”
as he walks away the young man in the maroon flannel covers his pants with his books.
“damn it hes cute.” An incarnation of link from legend of Zelda comes over seeing what occurred.
“so Brendan, got a nice little surprise there.”
Brendan glares at link with his hair getting fluffed up.
“shut it elf boy, I highly doubt that he plays for the same team.”
As Chris reaches the house he looks at his cargo pants that tore lightly.
“that chubby goth boy owes me a new pair, or a date.” as he opens the door he notices the same fat guy who smoked a bowl outside Arthurs and another man who comes in wearing a Naruto headband and a Tokyo ghoul mask over his face. Stone walks over and offers chris a joint and a shot of rum to welcome him to the home.
“hey there, im paul and this is Robby, looks like you’re the new roommate, your rooms down the hall next to mine, just clean up after yourself and don’t touch my stash.” Chris shakes his hand taking the joint and lighting it up.
“trust me, thank you so much for this I cant believe the day I’ve had, I don’t think I need any more surprises”
Robby takes the mask off tripping over some stacks of naruto manga trying to talk.
Chris looks down at him and sees if hes alright.
“so is this something you get used to at all.” Paul takes a controller out and begins playing call of duty.
“not a chance, just happy to have two new moneymakers in the house.” Chris helps Robby up only to quickly turn around.
“What do you mean two moneymakers.”
Paul just playing his game answering,
“don’t worry about it.”
The door opens to reveal a young woman wearing a pale green tee-shirt, black jeans and brown hair tied in a ponytail walking in.
“well, this is the address and it looks like… OH MY GOD.”
Chris’s eyes bulge out of his sockets and stares at the girl.
“HELEN!!!” “CHRIS!”
The two stare at each other and watch as a robed figure comes out with a clipboard. Checking some papers for the day.
“Paul, can you tell me when the new students arrive…. Oh their here, hmm as yes Christopher Matthews age 22, died of frostbite, Helen Monroe, age 24, died of accidental overdose, my names reefer welcome to the house, er are you listening.
The two of them glare at each other only to say the same thing as they contemplate the situation.
“I’m gonna fucking kill dad.”
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