#which means Doug will NOT be getting a message reading 'never darken my doorway again you prick'

[thevalicemultiverse]

Cave Johnson: Alright, let's see what you all put in the anonymous suggestion box. "Get well soon, Doug." "Can't wait to have you back at work, Doug." "Doug, we hope you feel better." Okay. Obviously we used a similar box for the get well card collection for Doug. Which means...

intern:*reading the suggestions to the bedridden Doug* "You need to treat people with more respect." "People are afraid to talk to you." "Stop trying to control everything." "You should give out free donuts on Fridays."

Doug: I should. The worst thing is I know that I should, and I don't.

Victor: [wincing at the recitation coming over the speakers] Oh no, poor Doug...makes me glad I chickened out of putting anything in the anonymous suggestion box, at least. Look, if we need a volunteer to bring the actual "get well soon" messages to him...

#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask) #~M: grin without a cat (anon) #~V: Aperture Wage Slave #anonymous get well box #~C: Victor Van Dort #((yeah Victor didn't trust for a MOMENT it was really anonymous #which means Doug will NOT be getting a message reading 'never darken my doorway again you prick' #Victor did write it but as stated he chickened out and tore it up instead #so lucky Doug in that one respect))