#which ... fair. anyways I thought about Lorenzo telling Marco that he got his band stolen bc he didn't look wistful and sad enough

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Great Idea for a little Charco AU: Charlie is on holiday in Sicily, runs into a bunch of fairies (fate), who, for our intents and purposes are pretty young men instead of women. He accidentally steals the hairbands of one of them, which means he has to marry the lad - who doesn't seem happy about it at all, except for maybe a sadistic glee at times.

Charlie isn't happy about this arrangement at all and has a very bad feeling, which isn't helped by calling Harry, who's an expert in all things supernatural on their green isle & getting the answer: "Oh yeah, they're gonna kill you. But there's probably some fairy rules to get out of this? I'd talk to the locals."

There are however no fairy rules, there's just marriage and people eating (not that Charlie yet knows about the latter part). In a classic one-braincell-panic-move, their best plan becomes to steal the twin brother's hairband as well, in the hopes that this unprecedented audacity will cause some fairy rule disaster or make them turn on each other.

Sadly, Marco & Lorenzo have no qualms about sharing, so Charlie's still in the same pickle. I have not yet figured out if I want Michele to be a local human or another fae creature, nor how Charlie will get out of this, but I wanted to share this regardless :) Perhaps some of you have some ideas!

#beablabbers #the fate are said to keep their virginity by always looking melancholic and low-energy #which ... fair. anyways I thought about Lorenzo telling Marco that he got his band stolen bc he didn't look wistful and sad enough #Marco just tells him to shut up since he's still pissed. but also idk if the fate WANT this to happen to eat humans or if they'd really #prefer to be left alone. la fata is an Italian term btw and simply refers to supernatural spirits often nature spirits. #I am using the term or the term fairy here to talk about the one Sicilian brand I learned about. #storie nostre #charlie #marco #lorenzo #harry #miche #charlie is crying into the phone on a group call back home that this is an absolute dream come true to have TWO hot guys want him but of #course it couldn't just be that it had to be two hot guys who're clearly going to murder him. CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT