#we're neglecting the rest of the members and their respective ships 😔

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so my friend was talking abt this the other day and it gave me this rlly funny idea so hear me out. i cant find it anymore but he basically said something about a soulmate au where the first words your soulmate says to you appear on your skin. not like those aus where you're born with them, they show up AFTER they say it.

so basically what he said was something about someone leaving a mean ao3 comment and then the author giving them an angry response and oh no, turns out they're soulmates!!!

so imagine that with that wincest vs destiel jookyun au BUT they arent idols so they dont know each other. so one day changkyun just leaves a whole essay on jooheon's fic about why his ship is WRONG and jooheon replies with something like "dont like dont read you fucking asshole" and later that day they notice something on their wrists and... oh NO

JDJSKFKSOFKSKFKSKFJ imagine jooheon's forearm is just filled w an entire wall of text in font size 7 bc otherwise it won't fit, and then changkyun's text is just...dldr in big bold letters. Ao3 doesn't have priv messages so they have to hunt each other down thru their profiles (of course neither of them want to mention the soulmate thing in the comments bc they're petty like that). Jooheon gets to changkyun faster and dms him a pic of his forearm w just an ominous :) after it. Changkyun knows who it is obvs (bc he'd also been trying to hunt jooheon down), so all he sends back is a pic of *his* forearm. Except it's not the marked one, bc, again, in this au they're just both petty like that. And also there's maybe a bit of shame coming from the fact that he wrote a huge comment and then jooheon only responded w "dldr asshole" and he wants to get back at jooheon for that

Anyway they can't have a proper conversation abt the soulmate thing bc they just keep trying to antagonize each other for at least a week, which ends in frustration for both of them and potentially a future mutual emotional breakdown

#asks #mx au hell (affectionate) #also why do we only come up w aus for jookyun #we're neglecting the rest of the members and their respective ships 😔