#we're doing a housewide lion in winter watch

[cosmicrhetoric]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😝 this strain is called “the lion in winter” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just peeled some guy like a pear and god called it justice

my buddy phillip pacing: he asked me if i loved him. and i told him yes. do you know why i told him yes? so one day i could tell you all about it

#we're doing a housewide lion in winter watch #i was gonna pick another katharine hepburn quote but the guy in the original tweet was called phillip and like come on right #the lion in winter #the lion in winter 1968