#we need wrighty phone calling shearer and to annoy him about his and keano's quality time

[zingaplanet]

So here's a recap of what happened so far at the pundit world cup:

Roy was caught going shopping with Wrighty (THEY WERE PLAYING MINI MALL FOOTBALL. I REPEAT: MINI MALL FOOTBALL). You couldn't tell if it's more traumatizing for the people of Qatar or for Roy.

Gary's still eating weetabix and going to the gym every morning. Him and Wrighty apparently also made Roy pay for their weetabix and yoghurt but his golden credit card was declined at the till in Doha ("it's past my 50 quid daily allowance") he had to text his wife Theresa to up his daily allowance LOL

The pundits have created a real-life multiverse of madness: The BBC-ITV cross pundit matches. Micah get put in goal, Roy threw himself back to 1998 and scored an off-the-ground goal. Celebrations were had, shirts were thrown off, grown middle-aged men were making sandwich piles, chaosness was ensued.

The sky team (Keano, Nev, Micah) dragged the other british pundits to a night out last week where Keano was said to teach G Nev how to "dance with his hips" 🥲💀

Roy Keane did a Roy Keane for a couple days in the qualifier cos he's Roy Keane and entitled to do some Roy Keane-ing

There is some bad news tho, this world cup has not been great for the spouses left behind and many have been seen roaming round in public desperate, like wild animals deprived of their mating cycles. PDAs have been through the roofs and it's not even christmas yet:

#alas roy keane is the star of everything that features roy keane but why are we surprised? he's roy keane #the pundits are the real MVP of the world cup #meh who needs players' coverage?? team snippets? we need footage of micah tik toking roy every 5 secs through the streets of qatar #we need gary being stared at by the locals for hoarding the country's supply of weetabix in one day #we need wrighty phone calling shearer and to annoy him about his and keano's quality time #world cup 2022 #qatar 2022 #football #pundits #carraville #jamie carragher #gary neville #roy keane #micah richards #england nt #ian wright #Youtube