#wait hey wait a minute i should clarify that i don't actually spill water on myself ALL the time only SOME OF THE TIME!!!!

[fruitsyrups]

if i wore a bib I wouldn't get food on it but it would be drenched in water. i am always spilling water on myself. i go to drink and then i spill water on my collar and its fine. this is just what life is like.

#I'm really good at spilling water on myself it's my secret talent. do you think i can monetize this #haha. bedtime... go to bed right now i don't care where you are or what time it is (just kidding) #can i tell u a secret... i am also probably not going go to bed yet #wow. staying up late and telling secrets. #this is like a sleepover except i'm the only person there. you might also be there (reading the tags) but i don't know #and also if you are here we're in different places. different countries? quite possibly different hemispheres. #i hope we're in different houses at least... please don't be in my house I don't think i would like that #I think we have mice/rats in our roof (heard some scampering) but i guess it could also be you... the person reading this... #if that is you you sound really small by the way. if i were to guess... i would say that you're about the size of a rat or perhaps a mouse #so it's like a sleepover but without the sleeping or the over. so basically just 2+ people who have nothing to do with eachother #that's so fun we should do this more often 😊 i don't know what 'this' is im just saying things #wait hey wait a minute i should clarify that i don't actually spill water on myself ALL the time only SOME OF THE TIME!!!! #classic hyperbole (chortles heartily) (sorry) (i'm not sure why I said that) #so ummm if your mental image of me happens to have changed to anything along the lines of a sopping wet chicken. change it back pleas