#true to his on-screen character gordon ramsey yells at me and i'm sad even though i'm the moron who made jam tarts instead of salmon

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had a dream that severely exploited my touch-starvation in the worst possible way and i've been fucked up all day bc of it 😳

#personal #this is so embarrassing and i've already screamed into the void that is my pile of blankets but im also subjecting everyone who follows me #to this ramble <3 #so last night i couldn't sleep so i started going through my LONG marked for later list on ao3 till about 4am #and the thing is one of the fics i read had a scene where the characters were on hell's kitchen with gordon ramsey #and so where do u think my dream was set :| #anyway. so i'm a contestant now on hell's kitchen with fictional characters from multiple fandoms some of my irl friends and family members #and the old dude who yelled at me in a barnes and noble last weekend #bc why tf not apparently #and i'm baking jam tarts (which i do a lot irl) even though i'm supposed to be making a fish entree #true to his on-screen character gordon ramsey yells at me and i'm sad even though i'm the moron who made jam tarts instead of salmon #next thing i know i'm being pulled into a group hug with gordon ramsey my sexist great-uncle diego from tua and old dude from barnes and no #ble #and i was like 'this is nice' and woke up crying #but not from the trauma of such a dream as one would expect. oh no. i'm sobbing into my pillow at 5am bc it was all just a dream and my dog #has her claws tangled in my hair #i'm so goddamn tired lmaoo