#this was fun!! but also now i'm thinking about vampire!pinhead and vampire!tiffany and now i need to lie down lol

[ace-of-hearts-and-spades]

okay okay this is like fuck marry kill only it's

who do you think fits best as a vampire, a werewolf, or an undead revenant zombie thing

out of stu macher, tiffany valentine, and pinhead

Ohhh this is actually a really interesting question. It got me thinkin about thematic relevance and character shit hrmmmmm 🤔

Okay so obviously, Stu would be a werewolf. Cuz on one hand, he seems like a largely harmless absolute weirdo goofball of a guy. The type of dude you hit up to get stoned and watch horror movies or stupidass comedies with (I assume idk I’ve never done the devil’s lettuce). But then WOOPSIE he also secretly kills people!! Quite savagely actually!! And he thinks it’s all sorts of fucked up sadistic fun, no matter how much he tries to “I’m very sensitive to peer pressure 🥺🥺🥺” his way outta this. So yknow, that fits the whole two sidesism of lycanthropy and how it can represent the releasing of a more violent repressed self.

Now, I could see both Tiffany and Pinhead as vampires. But if I can only choose one of them, I’d have to say Pinhead. I mean, the seductive sensual danger of a Cenobite goes hand in hand with the seductive sensual danger of the vampire. Both represent lust and death intermingled, both were once human but have since lost their humanity to that lust and death. Hell, both are portrayed as extremely pale and dressed in black, too! I think it’s a good fit, as much as the idea of vampire!Tiffany has me frothing at the mouth.

So that leaves revenant for Tiffany. Which actually fits pretty well too! A revenant can be either a returning spirit or a reanimated corpse that haunts the living. And isn’t that exactly what Chucky did to Tiffany? Killed her out of spite and cruelty, then brought her spirit back to trap it in a doll and make them a twisted reimagining of Bonnie and Clyde. And Tiffany’s been stuck roaming the earth since, wreaking havoc as a revenant would, regardless of the form she’s stuck in. And don’t get me wrong, she’s enjoyed doing so. But still - she didn't get a hand in any of it. She was killed and reanimated at the behest of a guy with a fuckin hocus pocus handbook.

That got kinda long but I hope this was a sufficient enough answer!! sdhjgsjsdhjs

#ace rambles #friendo meg <3 #this was fun!! but also now i'm thinking about vampire!pinhead and vampire!tiffany and now i need to lie down lol #got vampires on the mind tonight ig