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#this is precisely WHY i knew i NEVER should've talked to him. bc i knew he was gonna be manipulative and guilt-tripping
britneyshakespeare · 8 months
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That manipulative, guilt-tripping, gaslighting and condescending ex-friend I've been subposting about every now and then for several months because his actions and words have made a paranoid wreck out of me, who suddenly stonewalled me three months ago after I set up my very first impersonal boundary with him, and then I just never reached out to him again because I realized what he was trying to do was get me to crawl on my knees and ask HIM for forgiveness for hurting ME... he messaged me today. With a laundry list of excuses and justifications in the form of an "apology" filled with fake compliments and self-pity and words put into my own mouth that I had never said to him.
I let him HAAAAAAVE it motherfucker. Well Mr. Krabs, do you wanna know what I think?
#tales from diana#i almost feel bad for him but i know i shouldnt!!!! hes a lying manipulating ass bullshitting bullshitter!!!!!!#he did this right before i had to leave for my brother's wedding rehearsal. asshole#still thinking even though it's been three months wo acknowledging him. he still thinks i dont have anything to do than attend to his needs#truly. he's a pathetic narcissistic little boy.#this is precisely WHY i knew i NEVER should've talked to him. bc i knew he was gonna be manipulative and guilt-tripping#and he'd MAKE ME SYMPATHIZE WITH HIM!!!!! AGAIN!!!!! I DO FEEL BAD EVEN THOUGH IM STRONG IN MY CONVICTIONS I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO HIM#until today when i had to call him out for burdening me WAY to much when i DID NOT fucking ask to hear from him#let alone with him bringing up all this bullshit ive been trying to move on from#fuck the fuck off!!!!!! fuck all the way off!!!!!!!!!!!!#leave my friends alone too stop dragging them into this#he is way too good at wringing sympathy out of other ppl if ive been self-aware of my problem with him#for at least three months not to mention he used me and manipulated me for MANY MANY MONTHS#EVERY SINGLE DAY HE WOULD NOT LEAVE ME ALONE FOR HOURS EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR MONTHS#and *I* felt bad for *HIM* and bc he made me feel like *I* could never look out for *MYSELF*#for MY OWN NEEDS#GO TO FUCKING HELL DUDE!!!!!!! GO TO HELL#the way im typing these tags is actually not representative at all to what i said to him#but i did assert myself that i was angry and he was approaching me on terms that were good for him not that were good for me#and that he knew i wanted to talk to him on my own time.#i was originally jsut going to tell him sternly but drily that i dont wanna be friends anymore i want to cut ties completely#oh but he made me be MEAN about it. WELL THATS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR!!!!! ITS WHAT YOU BEGGED FOR#go cry about you shitass motherfucker#ive wiped more than enough of your fucking tears for a lifetime. seriously go fuck yourself#(again this is nothing like what i said to him. i didnt even swear. but any truth i tell him is more than he wants to hear)#(to him there'll be no difference)#well :) i have to make peace w that fact... and i blocked him at long last. so. im just gonna have to be the bad guy#ill have to tell my friends about it over the weekend or... sometime i guess#MY BROTHER'S FUCKING WEDDING IS THIS WEEKEND and he does this to me. fuckkkkkk offfffffff. we love your considerate timing bro#i hate him :) i seriously fucking hate him
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hoodharlow · 3 years
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Mr. Hood [Teacher!Cal AU]: Chapter 2
Chapter 1
AN: So I made it to another chapter in this series. Buckle up folks bc it’s gonna get wild. 
Requested?: no 
Warnings: smut, petty remarks from calum
Word Count: 3600 words 
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"Mina, apurate. The meeting has already started." Odalis said impatiently to her daughter in the stall.  
"Ya voy." Mina sang-song.
Odalis knew she should've made her go to the bathroom before leaving the bakery. Now she was late to the meeting for Mina's field trip. She wasn't sure how, but Aubrey roped her into being one of the chaperones. He was going to be, but because Johnathan got called to an emergency work trip, he cancelled.
Overall, she was dreading seeing the other moms. Most of them judged her because she was always working and never helped during fundraisers and all those other PTA activities. Odalis on the other hand didn't like them because one of them started a rumor that she's only Aubrey's surrogate and not really Mina's mom. Because it was completely reasonable for one fifteen year old to ask another fifteen year old to be their surrogate. 
She just can't handle them being up her ass critiquing and giving her disapproving looks. Maybe the box of cheesecake brownies would make up for her tardiness. She knew those moms love her baking. They all conveniently act friendly towards her during Valentine’s day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.
Mina walked out of the stall and gave her an unsatisfied look. She pointed at her chef's jacket and Dickie's pants. "Why didn't you freshen up? You can't meet Mr. Hood like that." 
She’s been insisting Odalis meet her new  teacher so she can date him because her teacher choked on his coffee when she presented her family tree to the class. That family tree project was cursed. 
It was a month ago when she was barely coming home from her night with Calum that Aubrey called her to ask if she could watch Mina because he got called into work. The day was fine. She had a little spa day at home with her, and they watched the first three Shrek movies. After dinner, Odalis was fixing Mina's homework folder when she saw the family tree project. A lot of tears were shed that night, most my Odalis. By the time Aubrey picked her up, the project was finished.
"Why are you so adamant about me meeting Mr. Hood? You know what? I'm not getting into it, hurry up."
She stepped out of the bathroom and paced around until Mina came out. They made their way to her class. As predicted all the moms sent her daggers as she slipped in the classroom. She bumped into a tall figure making her drop the brownies. She silently cursed and apologized to the person as she scrambled to pick up the pieces.
"Just take a seat." the person said.
She immediately recognized the voice. 
It was Calum's. 
Odalis set the box on the table and took a seat next to Mina in the back. 
"As I was saying," Calum continued, looking away from her and back to the other parents. 
Odalis wanted the ground to split open and swallow her whole. Of course she would sleep with her kid's teacher. 
Her phone silently lit up. It was a text from her friend Ashton. 
That was quite an entrance. The message read. 
She looked up and scanned the classroom. She spotted Ashton's bright smile. He waved at her and turned to wave at Mina who returned an enthusiastic wave to him. Her phone lit up once more. 
You're chaperoning?!? I'm about to order a 'MILF of the Year' trophy. 
Odalis rolled her eyes at his message and went back to pretending to follow along to what Calum was saying.
"He's so handsome. I wonder how he's still single." She heard the lady next to her whisper to another mom.
"I know. You can just tell he's good in bed." The other agreed.
Odalis tried paying attention to Calum and the whole itinerary for the day while those two debated which position Calum is best at, but she couldn’t. She itched to tell them that being on all fours while he takes it from behind is a religious experience. Especially when he's whispering sweet nothings in her ear.
She shifted in her small seat, hoping to get some sort of relief in between her thighs. As she watched him, she tried to distract herself from the more filthy thoughts that filled her mind but failed. He talked with his hands, which were not helping the situation at all. There was also his teacher's voice. He spoke more articulate and precise whereas at the bar he was more relaxed and carefree. He sounded so demanding, yet caring. She couldn't explain it, but just from watching him in front of the classroom she knew he belonged there. 
About half an hour later, she noticed everyone got up. She followed suit, and walked over to Mina, who was in Ashton's arms. She glanced back at Calum as he smiled and nodded to whatever the swarm of moms told him. 
"Mina, recoge tus cosas." Odalis told her. 
Her daughter huffed and Ashton set her down. She went back to where she was coloring and picked up her book and crayons. 
"What are you doing here?" Odalis asked Ashton, reaching over to give him a side hug.
"My mate's the teacher. He needed another chaperone for the trip." He explained. He leaned in close her ear. "You didn't hear from me, but he slept with one of the parents here. So I'm here to see that shitshow unfold."
"Oh god, I'd hate to be that parent." She laughed awkwardly.
***
"Fuck! Right there Cal! Yes!" Anya screamed, as Calum took her from behind. In a matter of seconds she was a moaning mess.
“Shit." Calum grunted. 
He closed his eyes, hoping he finally would cum. But all he pictured was Nelly and not the girl in front of him. He frustratedly pulled out of Anya and dumped the condom in the trashcan next to his nightstand.
"Did you—"
"No." He snapped. He dropped his shoulders. "Sorry, I just have a lot of shit in my head right now."
"Don't worry about it. One good thing about you, is that you make sure I finish at least twice." she teased, making him playfully roll his eyes at her.
Calum pulled on his sweats and got out of bed. Thankfully, Anya knew when her time was up. She didn't mind much, it came with the territory. She knew that someone like Calum wasn't in the cards for her. She picked up her clothes and went to the bathroom. 
He gently knocked on the bathroom door. “I’m going to go take Duke out. I’ll be back in fifteen minutes. Help yourself to anything.”
“Okay, I’m gonna hop in the shower real quick.” She responded. 
He grabbed his hoodie and exited the room. Duke lifted his head from the couch. His tail wagged excitedly as he watched Calum get his leash. He hopped off the couch and hopped on the small bench under the key holder where the leash is. 
After struggling to get the raincoat on Duke, Calum and him were on their way down. Once they reached the lobby, Duke gave him an annoyed look after seeing that here wasn’t any reason for him to be in the raincoat. They spent fifteen minutes wandering around the same tree until Duke decided he rather pee on the small flower garden bed. If Ashton saw him now, he’d drop dead.
They went back inside just as it poured. Calum pressed the elevator button and waited. He answered a text from his best friend sent him, asking if he was still coming over to his girlfriend's belated birthday party as he rode back up to his room. By the time he arrived at his apartment, Anya had left. 
Calum checked his calendar when he put Duke’s leash back on the key holder. The day of the field trip approached faster than Calum anticipated. It was weighing heavily on shoulders that he couldn't fuck it up. While he was getting ready, Dr. Tellez, the principal and his boss, called him telling him that she was going to meet them at the museum for a bit. 
He finished buttoning the last button of his shirt when his phone rang. He patted his pants, cursing that he couldn't find it. He threw all his clothes off the bed and patted the duvet, nothing. He got up and surveyed his room. He spotted it on his night stand. 
He saw Crystal, Ashton's girlfriend and one of the other third grade teachers, on his phone. He'd been avoiding her and Ashton since the meeting. When they went to their friend's house, Ashton badgered Calum the whole ride there, wanting to know which parent he slept with. "'Lo?" He answered. 
"Hey, my car is out of juice. Can you stop by Delicias and hook me up?" Crystal said through the other side.
Delicias was Odalis' bakery and there's no way in hell he was ever going there. 
"Can't you ask Ashton?" He asked.
"I'd ask Ashton, but he rode with me. Odalis is here, but she looks busy and I don't want to annoy her."
Calum silently cursed and rubbed the top of his nose. "I'll be there in a bit."
"Thank you! I'll go make Ashton buy you coffee and breakfast. They make the best bagel sandwiches ever."
Calum bid her goodbye and threw himself on the bed. Duke jumped on the bed and nudged him.
"I know mate," he sighed. He pulled Duke and scratched behind his ears. "Today's gonna be a shit show."
In less than ten minutes he pulled up to Delicias and parked next to Crystal's car. She already had her car ready for Calum. 
"Thank you so much." She said after a few minutes. She tested her car and instantly it roared to life. "Oh look, there's Ashton."
Calum looked up and made a face as Odalis and Mina were with him. Odalis was already looking at him when he met her eyes. She quickly averted her gaze and nodded to whatever her daughter was saying. 
He still couldn't wrap it around his head that Odalis was Mina's mom. But it made sense, personality wise, and everything Mina told him about her made sense too. Which was why seeing her small cutout on Mina's family tree project was adding salt to his wound. 
When he woke up the following morning, he was surprised to find her side empty. He knew their encounter was a one time thing, but he was hoping it would have ended later, after a quick round and breakfast. That day he holed up in his room. His friend Luke had come by around noon to drop Duke off. Calum told him what happened the night before only for Luke to call him a dumbass. 
Calum ended up sleeping the rest of the day and was unprepared for the following day when Mina proudly presented her project. Of all people he was not expecting Odalis to be on there, not to mention his neighbor from a few doors down was also on the poster. Not only did he sleep with his student’s parents, but his neighbor's daughter. Mina just had to put Odalis' father on her poster as well.
"Hi, Mr. Hood!" Mina greeted him when they approached him and Crystal. Calum waved to her.  She not so subtly pushed Odalis to the front. "This is my mom, Odalis." 
"I didn't get a chance to introduce myself the other day at the meeting. I’m Mr. Hood." He told Odalis with his hand stretched out. “Nelly right?”
"It's Odalis actually." She corrected him. 
"Oh sorry, you look like someone I met before with that name." He apologized sarcastically. She gave him a sardonic smile before rolling her eyes.
"I have to go back to work." She told Ashton, ignoring Calum's last comment. She leaned in and gave Ashton a side hug and waved to Crystal. She tucked her hair back. "Mina, let’s go back inside and wait for grandpa."
“You’re not going to the museum?” Crystal asked her. 
“No,” Odalis shook her head, she quickly glanced at Ashton. “I got a last minute order from an annoying customer.”
After Odalis and Mina drove off, Ashton smacked Calum upside his head. 
"You two fucked!" Ashton yelled at him.
"Wha-what are you talking about?" He stammered, rubbing where Ashton hit him.
"I've known Odalis for almost six years. You think I don't know about ‘Nelly’? I was the one that called the cops when the creep showed up here, and I later suggested that she go by a fake name."
"Ash—"
"Don't Ash me. She's like my little sister. I can't believe you fucked my little sister!"
"I didn't fucking know!"
"Ash, fucking calm down." Crystal said calmly. "Here have some tea and go wait in the car."
"Fine, but at the museum I'm paired up with you and not him." Ashton slammed the car door shut, emphasizing his anger toward Calum. Though once inside he happily sipped his prickly pear and hibiscus iced tea. 
***
Calum hadn’t heard from Ashton in two days, which was long for Ashton. So he was surprised to hear from him when he got a text from him on Valentine’s Day morning, that he better show up for Crystal’s surprise birthday party later in the evening. He planned on responding that her party was about two months late, but he didn’t want to risk getting uninvited. 
He slipped his leather jacket over his hoodie and was on his way out. In less than fifteen minutes he pulled up to Ashton’s condo. He was locking his car when a bright red blur hurried past him. 
It was Odalis.
His eyes followed her as she stalked a few boxes with her bakery’s logo on top of a hand truck. She wore a short scarlet red satin dress with a bright red turtleneck sweater. She looked beautiful, plain and simple. 
Calum was going to approach, but hid behind his car when someone walked up to her. He couldn’t see who it was, but from her laugh, he hated him. He grabbed Crystal’s present, a charcuterie set he ordered from Crate and Barrel. He slipped inside and made his way to Ashton’s yard. Grabbing a beer from the cooler behind the makeshift bar, he made his way to greet Crystal. 
“Happy belated birthday, love.” He said, pulling her to hug. 
“Thanks Cal!” She squealed. It was obvious she had a little bit too much to drink. She looked down at the wrapped box. “Is that for me? You got me a present?”
“Of course it’s your birthday party.” He smiled. 
“You’re like the best co-worker, Cal.” She gave him another hug before taking the present and went to her friends. They all cheered as she showed off the box. 
Calum finished off his beer and went over to Michael and his fiance, Hunter. He pulled Michael into a hug and gave Hunter a side hug. He didn’t miss a beat and congratulated them on their engagement. He told Hunter about how nervous Michael was a few weeks ago when he got the guys together to tell them about how he planned to propose. The trio chatted for a while. Ashton eventually joined them. The only person missing was Luke.
“Luke is absolutely smitten. He hasn’t left her side.” Hunter said, sipping some of her piña colada seltzer.
Calum turned back to where she was looking and found Luke talking to Odalis. He frowned seeing her smiling at Luke. Part of him wanted to go up to them, but he couldn't. Ashton would have his head for ruining Crystal's part and serve it in the charcuterie board he got Crystal.
"I'm gonna go get food." He told them. 
"I moved all the food inside and just left the desserts buffet." Ashton told him. 
Calum nodded and went into the kitchen. He grabbed a plate and served himself. He read through some emails from the PTA moms about the upcoming bake sale while he ate.
He went to the bathroom in Ashton's guest room. He heard the bedroom door close as he peed. A hushed voice filled the whole room. After finishing his business he waited a few more minutes until they hung up. He quickly flushed the toilet and washed his hands. His eyes met Odalis' when he exited the bathroom. 
"Following me around I see." she said. 
"I was taking a piss when you got inside. Maybe check if the room's being occupied before coming in, Nelly." He said, leaning against the door.
"It's Odalis." She corrected him.
"Could've fooled me— actually you did." he sarcastically laughed. 
Odalis was quiet. After finding out he was Mina's teacher, she forced her dad to take her place as chaperone. She didn't know how to feel. Part of her wants the earth to swallow her whole, but the part of her feels relieved to see him. She missed him for some odd reason. There was something about him that attracted her to him. 
"You okay?" Calum asked her. He waved his hand in front of her face when he noticed her zone out. 
She blinked a few times and then met his gaze. Her eyes dropped to his lips. She longed to have his mouth on her. She spent nights just getting off at the thought of his kisses. How he kissed with so much determination, how he'd smiled on her lips when she moaned as he fucked her senseless.
Odalis got on her tippy toes and leaned in. It took Calum a second to kiss her back, he surprised that he was kissing her once more. Without breaking their kiss, he grabbed the back of her thighs and picked her up. Pushing her against the door, he locked it. 
She pulled away and  slipped off her sweater. Odalis pushed his jacket off him and helped him out of his hoodie and shirt. She slid her hands over his chest and up to his face. She couldn't believe he was in front of her. 
Their kisses led them to the bed. The last few layers of clothes shed as they got reacquainted with their bodies. 
"Can I have a taste?" Calum whispered in her ear. Odalis looked up at him with an unreadable expression. "I don't have to, of course. Whatever we do is up to you. If you just want to make out then we'll just make out. But if you want to have sex, fine by me. I want you to know that you're not obligated to do anything. We can stop and just act like—"
"Just be gentle." She said, stopping him from rambling.
"Wait, seriously?" His face lit up. 
"Yes." she softly giggled. 
Odalis wrapped her arms around him as she deepened the kiss. She let out a soft groan when Calum pulled away from her lips. She watched him kiss her body as he made his way down. 
He looked up at her when he reached her dripping core. 
"Ready?" he asked. 
Odalis nodded her response, partly speechless that he was actually going to go down on her. 
"Use your words, sweetheart." 
"Yes." 
Calum nodded and opened her legs to him. He kissed up her thigh, gently nipping her and repeated with her other leg. He smirked to himself, hearing how restless Odalis got. 
She let out an inaudible gasp of pleasure when Calum licked her. She tried closing her legs, but Calum's grip on them kept her in place. He moaned at her taste and savored her, taking his time with his tongue. He pushed one of her legs to her chest, giving him better access to her. 
"I'm gonna insert a finger in you, okay?" He asked. 
"Yes, that's okay." She panted. 
Calum continued to eat her out for what seemed an eternity, but Odalis wasn't complaining. He inserted another while he pressed his thumb on her clit. Odalis felt something build up in her. She felt pleasantly overwhelmed with Calum's fingers and tongue. Calum felt it too. He sped up his fingers and circled his thumb on her clit roughly. 
"Calum!" She moaned out, not caring who heard her. Calum lapped up her release. He dropped her legs down and laid next to her.
Odalis didn't wait another second. She pulled him back on top of her and kissed him. They continued to kiss, teasing touches here and there, but nothing too intense for either of them. That is until Odalis thrusted her hips to meet his hips. They rolled around shuffling to get a condom from the drawer in the nightstand. 
"Please, Cal, I want you so bad," she whined. He bit back a sarcastic remark and just gave her what she wanted. She gasped loudly as he slid into her without a warning. 
Calum buried his face in her neck. With a few slow and deep thrusts he began to take her  at that slow and deep pace. Her fingers clawed at his shoulders and back. His head was buried in her neck, praising her with sweet nothings.
“Cal, fuck,” she panted, gripping his biceps as she met his thrusts. 
He pulled his hips back, pulling almost all the way out of her. He slammed into her without a warning and slowly retracted his cock once again. He continued to take her like that until she was a moaning mess. Calum slowly circled his thumb over her clit, nearing her to her climax. She clenched around him, his name was at the tip of her tongue. All she needed were a few thrusts. But then she felt empty. She opened her eyes and saw Calum getting up from the bed. 
"You owe me a date, sweetheart."
Taglist: @another-lonely-heart ​​​ @sunshinebabycal ​​​   @calumscalm ​ ​@karajaynetoday ​​ @cherryxwildflower ​​​ @myloverboyash ​​​  @idontneedanyone ​​​ @findingliam-o ​​​ @5-secondsofcolor ​​​ @spicylftv ​​​ @sexgodashton @2fangirl4u @fckingpernico ​ @calpops ​
Special guests: @be-ready-when-i-say-go and @kindahoping4forever bc I named Michael and Ashton's significant others after them
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