#this is mostly my friend's fault for back in the day™️ telling me how this crossover ship was his fave

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Is this too niche does anyone else see the vision

#infamous second son #watch dogs 2 #eugene sims #eugene sims infamous #josh sauchak #josh sauchak wd2 #for the record I'm aware Josh is taller than Eugene I just got lazy #at least I assume he is since Eugene is so short LMFAO its really not hard to be taller than him #drew them all from memory so its sort of jank. I love Eugene's gay ass jacket until I have to draw it properly #I AM NAAAWWT DOING THAT ‼️‼️‼️💥🗣🗣🗣 #anyways I've seen people compare Wrench to Eugene as “Eugene on antidepressants” #but everyone's missing the “Josh is Eugene if he were comfortable with himself” #this is mostly my friend's fault for back in the day™️ telling me how this crossover ship was his fave #he called them “autism power couple” 😭 #this was before I cared about watch dogs so at the time I just smiled and nodded but I get it now

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American Aviators headcanons in no particular order because @bugsarecool has given me the brainrot over them (pos)

Lt.Bites loves sniper. He is one of the few people that he will not bite on sight/contact. This is partially because of his general chill Vibe™️, but mostly because he gives the critter bits of jerky or granola, depends on what’s on hand. Soldier knew he was The One the first time Lt.Bites crawled into snipers arms and DIDNT start mailing him. I mean he knew before but that was a solidifying moment.

Soldier once planned an entire date based off of what he knew sniper liked. Unfortunately he knew sniper liked alone time so he more or less brought sniper to a room with a table set for one, sat him down, and left. A minute or so later he called Sniper who, looking out the window, saw Solly at a near identical table in the next building over. Sniper tried to get him to come back over but Soldier was just over the phone like ‘tell me about your day 🥰🥰🥰’

soldier snores like someone’s sawing a log. At first it frustrated sniper, and kept him up a decent portion of the night, but by now it’s like his white noise and he has a terrible time trying to go to sleep without it.

speaking of sleeping: neither of them are really a big/little spoon unless they feel particularly affectionate (or in need of holding/ being held). They just sort of fall into bed wherever and move around in their sleep until they’re lying on top of each other. It looks uncomfortable but they’re always well rested so

the first time sniper realized he liked soldier more than a friend was when he was able to laugh in front of him, unhindered and without inhibition. He kinda realized he doesn’t need to be on the defensive around Soldier. The man’s loyal to a fault, and would never try to intentionally, sincerely hurt him. Maybe a little rough-housing, a little teasing, but that’s always from affection.

Sniper tried to joke about drop bears once and it backfired. Now Soldier is on a quest to impress and woo his Aussie love by presenting to him the head of the meanest drop bear on the continent.

Neither of them are exactly experienced when it comes to relationships, not long term ones at least, so they’re both kinda feeling around blindly for how things should go. They TRY the usual couples stuff, but it usually goes something like

“hey do you want to go to a movie?”

”nah, can’t stand being in a dark room with loads of people.”

”thank god I hate doing nothing for that long. Do you want to see if you can shoot down a target on my rocket before it explodes instead?”

”I fucking love you”

Soldier finds snipers little hair swoop at the nape of his neck very cute and plays with it every chance he gets. Likewise, sniper loves it when Soldier grows his beard out a lil bit and will occasionally hide his razor in the morning so he has a nice little fuzz going by the end of the day

They’re kinda pacifying to each other. If Soldier is too worked up, sniper can just sorta put a hand on his shoulder and he’ll take it down a notch. If snipers particularly agitated soldier can hold his hand and he’ll begrudgingly lighten up.

#american aviators #tf2 headcanons #headcanon #hehehe #ship stuff is fun turns out #sniper tf2 #soldier tf2 #snipersoldier