#this is ... grossly long don't feel obligated to read it at all feajilh

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* ｡♦ ⋅ ⋆ — ross butler’s on the cover of yet another magazine ! you know, the 28 year old cismale, often referred to as the insurgent whilst he/him was said to be both philanthropic &. beguiling, they were also quite oracular  &. turbulent throughout their interview. can you believe it? rumor has it, they let slip quite the secret too. it’s said to be the next big hollywood scandal! but i guess you can’t believe everything you read, right?

wow ... hi ... it’s me, alyssa, cursing this group again with another muse ajlkh. idk how or why y’all put up with me at this point bUT y’know the drill, more things about ross under the cut :’)

ABOUT ROSS

so his label is the insurgent because ... fuck rules, amirite ? he enjoys doing things his way & if it doesn’t happen how he wants it to, he’ll probably be pissed. although ross is like this, he’s philanthropic because very caring towards everyone’s well being, would go out of his way to ensure someone’s safety & health despite appearing nonchalant on the exterior. he’s beguiling because even though he tries to come off as someone nice, 99.9999999% time it’s such a lie like lmao he’s full of shit 12/10 wouldn’t believe anything he says. pathological liar maybe ?? tune in to find out ! due to this, ross is oracular bc who can get a clear read of someone they don’t really know the truth about, y’know ?? turbulent comes in because of his sECRET so i’ll leave that as a mystery for now :). he’s literally a walking contradiction now that i think about it ... i should’ve made that his label BUT go big or go home

other things include: loves v-necks & skinny jeans, being LOUD, gets irritated but not angry most of the time, forthright, reckless, careless, says he cares but if it’s something he considers insignificant/”stupid”/etc then it’s probably a lie, INCREDIBLY SELFISH, would rather drive around the entire state of california than to have a serious conversation, heavy drinker but knows when to lay back, dabbles in drugs every so often (includes hardcore dr*gs but would never admit it) also can y’all tell how unorganized this is bc i can ok cool

WANTED CONNECTIONS

I’M NOT GONNA LINK POSTS FOR THESE CONNECTIONS LIKE I DID WITH MATTY’S INTRO BC I’M LAZY SO i’m just gonna describe these:

1) OKAY SO my most #1 wc is something kinda like LJ/peter in ‘to all the boys i’ve loved before’ bc that movie was so fucking cute anywaY. obviously it’ll be a pr type of ordeal. they’re pretending to date (details on why can be discussed) & actively go out of their way  to show it off, whether it be posting instagram stories or just being seen at events together. but along the way they both start actuaLLY liking each other but aren’t ready to confess it. THEN THEN something happens that can ruin their “couple image” as ross’ manager puts it. whether or not that’ll motivate them to admit to each other what they’re feeling is real ois up to us tbh.

2) honestly a squad would be great bc ... ross is the Ultimate Bro™ & just needs people he can rely on to cover up for him while he’s running & hiding in bushes from the cops okay cool

2) give me a brother/sister type of friendship because i’m a Sucker for those. he’d go to hell & back for this person without a doubt & would probably try to throw down if they’re ever upset

3) someone to just call him out on his bullshit. he needs a reality check & needs someone to tell him to chill tf out & stop being so self-absorbed with his own needs/opinions/etc. although he’d be annoyed at them for doing so, he’ll highkey have respect too.

4) exes of any kind. could be good terms or bad terms. two ideas i have are -- if on good terms, ross is probably still hung up on them (it’s up to you whether it’s reciprocated or not) even though they agreed to be friends. if on bad terms, give me one of them cheating on the other being the main reason they broke up but also the messy shit that comes with it (which can be discussed further). obviously these two aren’t definite/set in stone so if there’s any other ideas then y’all already know i’m open & all ears for anything you suggest !

5) enemies for any reason are great, too. for whatever reason we’ll talk about, they hate each other. so much so that ross might actually try acting all Tough for show and provoking them out in public

other connections include: drunk/drug/party buddies, confidant, mentor/mentee type of relationship, neighbors, someone he’d have roast battles with bc how funny would that be fajeklh, booty call, etc etc.

#shq;plotcall #this is ... grossly long don't feel obligated to read it at all feajilh #but like this & i'll hit the dm's up