#this has been brought to you by me having Karlach call Halsin Papa Bear because I've lost control of this fic

[midnightwind]

I feel like I'm 10 seconds and one bad day of insomnia from shot gunning every single Origin run of BG3 just to write down all the pet names the characters use for each other so I can stop losing my mind while writing

#I know Astarion doesn't use pet names so much as calls people catty names until he's in too deep #I don't see Shadowheart or Lae'zel as someone who uses pet names except for like maybe their SO? will have to be more gay for this one #I still only know that Halsin calls his SO his heart I am going to uselessly hang from his neck in protest over this #you gotta have pet names for people sir you're too sweet not to #does Wyll like ever not use a person's name?? I feel like his noble upbringing ruined him for such otherwise #Gale is just the dude who only uses “my friend” and other iterations isn't he #he's so milquetoast (affectionate) #and Karlach /has/ to have a million right?? but I only know Tav's (soldier) and Astarion's (Fangs) #it's almost 7am and going insane and google is useless here #also sorry Minthara you seem really cool and complex but I cannot hurt the tieflings #you are my white whale companion #this has been brought to you by me having Karlach call Halsin Papa Bear because I've lost control of this fic