#they're both showing as equally positive and negative. simultaneous blood tests are giving opposite results

[pochapal]

got formally diagnosed with schrodinger's cat (chronic superposition of everything/nothing being wrong with me)

#:) #diagnosis paperwork arrived today and it's like. they couldn't actually say what's Wrong with me #on account of there being markers for two contradictory mutually exclusive problems #because in theory one condition SHOULD automatically preclude the other. but no #they're both showing as equally positive and negative. simultaneous blood tests are giving opposite results #there is technically a way it could all fit but it would require not one but two one in a million outcomes to be true #so either i'm dealing with erroneous results OR i'm the unluckiest bitch in the universe. take your pick!