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fuyuesu · 1 year
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several fics really just call aizo and yujiro lame in the summary. like it's a literal fic warning they include that aizo and yujiro aren't cool in the fics
yujiro kidnapping hiyori to ask her who her crush is (it's him)
fic where aizo was in denial about his crush on hiyori even though he got jealous at the thought of her giving valentine's day chocolates to anyone else and thought of her when reading love poetry in class. hiyori gave him valentine's chocolates and he was so stunned to finally realize his feelings that he disassociated through an entire day
fic where yujiro breaks into hiyori's home to bring her on a date but he never tells her it's a date so he just breaks into her apartment with like "hey i cooked breakfast also get dressed because we're leaving" and hiyori's like "WHAT?"
"i'm pretending to be interested in your crush so that you'll be honest and admit you like her (out of SHEER JEALOUS ANGER) instead of wallowing in denial" is a thing that has happened in both aihiyo and yuhiyo fics
"i went out of my way to buy this unique hair accessory with a special meaning for you for your birthday but it doesn't mean anything"
"hiyori wants a yujiro translator to understand this guy"
"yujiro's special skill is saying things in a very roundabout and incomprehensible manner"
"you're so cute but i could never say that to your face" fics are cute but when you write this happening IN SETTINGS WHERE HIYORI IS THEIR FUCKING WIFE it becomes hilarious
fic where hiyori gets so embarrassed by trying to call aizo by his first name that she ends up running and aizo chases after her and screaming lovey-dovey stuff at her in the hallway and everyone overhearing is like "AWWWW"
fic where yujiro walks into a room and goes "what's wrong with your face?" at hiyori in order to ASK HER IF SHE'S OKAY?
yujiro just throws a shirt at hiyori and tells her to wear it. hiyori only notices afterwards that it's a matching couple outfit
fic where yujiro just gives hiyori a pamphlet of housing options and says "pick one" in an attempt to ask her to move in w/him
things yujiro has gotten jealous of in yuhiyo fanfics: asuka, lipstick, aizo, a gacha game, mona, bg guys, his dog, a magazine, himself (?!) one time there was a liphiyo 6 hour challenge and the theme for one week was jealousy and almost everyone looked at the theme and instantly turned towards yujiro
fic where yujiro and hiyori first meet when he shoves her off a bench
there are several yuhiyo fics where aizo looks at them and goes "are u 2 going to be okay. at all?"
yujiro tricking aizo into going on a pointless chore for 2 hours so he can be alone with hiyori, which is basically a date, right?
the fic where yujiro tries to confess, walks away, walks back, confesses (badly), and leaves
the fic where yujiro just walks in with a "suzumi, you have a crush on me, dont you?"
one fic, yujiro tried to be nice to hiyori to make her like him but she thought there was something wrong with him
the fic where the narration just straightup calls yujiro a tsundere
proposal fic but the proposal starts off with "i will only say this once so listen carefully, idiot'
the fic where hiyori kept saying the shoujo lines before yujiro could and he just kept going "wait, let me say that to you"
hina: i'm pretty sure that this guy likes you, hiyori-chan, but why don't you ask him? narration: yujiro will never answer that question
yujiro: if you want a princely guy, i can introduce you to someone hiyori: huh? who? yujiro: me hiyori: hiyori: HUH!? (O///O)
yujiro: i would never tell her this but i think hiyori is very cute and i admire her optimistic nature and determination aizo: why... why wouldn't you tell her that
yujiro goes "i'll make your dream of becoming a bride come true" to hiyori. they have a wedding but the veil is just a uniform jacket. the priest is aizo and he roasts yujiro during the vows. yujiro and hiyori aren't even dating. hiyori didn't agree to this.
yujiro: hiyori, close your eyes, we're playing the pocky game hiyori: what yujiro: just do it *hiyori does. yujiro doesn't even bother with the pocky and kisses her*
fic of yujiro refusing to stop being a tsundere as he and hiyori are GETTING MARRIED
hiyori: did you come to pick me up? yujiro: no, i just love standing outside in the snow for no reason, idiot
yujiro: here. perfume for you, since you were worried about that yesterday. it isn't too strong but it has a calming scent hiyori: wow, thank you! did you buy this for me? yujiro: ... yujiro: anyways, you can throw it away if you dont need it
established relationship and yujiro is like "every time you use my family name instead of my first name, i'll punish you and i'll reward you if you use my first name" the punishment is a kiss the reward is also a kiss
the recurring thing where yujiro will freeze like an old computer if hiyori initiates affection for once
yujiro challenges hiyori to a game of rock paper scissors with "if you lose you do whatever the winner says" and he wins but all he wants is for her to use his first name
hiyori: yujiro are you sure you're going to be okay on the roller coaster yujiro: of course i am, i'm not a coward hiyori: i mean because you get motion sickness easily
yujiro pining fic but the gist of it is "i have feelings for suzumi and i'm mad about it"
the fic where yujiro ACTUALLY TRIES PIGTAIL-PULLING TO GET HIYORI'S ATTENTION LIKE A KINDERGARTENER
fic of "yujiro wanted to skip school bc valentine's day would be a pain in the ass but JUST IN CASE hiyori made him chocolates..."
yuhiyo fic named "i like you for some reason"
yujiro hates that hes a tsundere because he wants to be nice to hiyori but he ISNT GOOD AT IT
hiyori and yujiro are arguing because hiyori doesn't know why he's acting weird but yujiro kisses her and is like "if you can't figure it out now, you're really fucking stupid!"
fic where yujiro confessed and hiyori kept going "huh?! are you sure?! why?!"
established relationship fic but yujiro has this entire revelation that he's allowed to be affectionate with his girlfriend
hiyori accidentally overhears yujiro rejecting a confession because 'there's someone i can't leave alone, someone who rushes ahead without thinking, panics when she doesn't know what to do, but keeps unconsciously pulling me along with them when she runs forward' and hiyori's sitting there like "i just want to get my bag. i need to get my stuff. please."
yujiro worries about what to get hiyori for her birthday because he wants a romantic gift that isn't too much. he ends up getting her candy and hoping she realizes he has a massive crush
fic where yujiro confesses with "you're cute and it's bothering me"
in an aihiyo fic yujiro just kicked aizo into confessing to hiyori. literally kicked him and went "go talk to her instead of sulking"
fic where aizo and hiyori are trying to kiss but hiyori keeps getting too nervous. hiyori asks to take five to calm down and prepare herself mentally and aizo's like "you mean five minutes?" and hiyori goes "five hours" the next day, after aizo has kissed her, hiyori is so flustered that she ends up hiding behind yujiro when aizo is around but yujiro is just like "shouldn't you get used to kissing the guy you're going to marry?"
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HELPDGHAGHAGDIOADGHIOAGD SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS EARLIER BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY . I LOVE LAME ASS BOYFRIENDS SO MUCH
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