#then i take some innersense ''i create lift'' volumizing foam

[peachybutch]

somewhat personal under cut

I don't have a lot of physical traits that I take any pride in. But the one thing I am proud of is my hair--I have these really soft and pillowy chestnut brown curls that wouldn't look out of place on a porcelain doll.

And, like, it took a lot of time and struggle to encourage my hair texture. This was after years of straightening it because my parents/family said I looked like I didn't take care of myself. So, I'm proud of myself for pushing through the initial discomfort, cutting it all off, starting fresh, and putting the work in to get it back to the point it's at now.

Which means it makes it all the more tasty when the shitty older women in my community--the same ones that let their husbands threaten to kill me as a teenager when I didn't make myself available to date and wore jeans to church--come up to me and ask me for my hair routine.

And I get to smile at them and tell them that I just use fuckin. head and shoulders from winco and brush it once in the morning. And I watch them seethe. Am I lying? Yes. Do I feel guilty about it? Not even a little bit. Suck my entire cock, Tammy.

#pb.txt #not rvb #my Actual hair routine is as follows #i use soapbox tea tree shampoo and conditioner #after I get out of the shower I squeeze it out and brush it through with a normal hairbrush #then i take some innersense ''i create lift'' volumizing foam #i add about a teaspoon of water to my hand with 2-3 pumps and i emulsify it between my hands #i run it along the outside of my hair and then comb it through with my fingers #and repeat as needed #i might use a wide toothed comb to get it all in there if needed but i usually don't need to #then i bend over and throw it over my head and start scrunching it with my fingers #then to the left and right so that it isnt all flat on any one side #i might take a towel and scrunch it again if it is extremely wet #then i just sleep on it #and in the morning if it looks weird ill brush it through; wet my hands anf then scrunch again #and that usually fixes it #i use a foam instead of any kind of oil based product bc my hair is too thin for that #and it would just weigh it down #but that is just a me thing #it takes me like 5 minutes before bed