#the thing is i doubt mae was considered 'subtle' in her time dhsjfjkd

[shootinwebs]

angel: so you've known you're asexual for a long time, but when did you realize you're still interested in sex sometimes despite not being attracted to anyone?

alastor: i had a medical exam once in my early twenties for a suspected rib fracture, and i started feeling squirrelly and having these fluttering sensations in my stomach when the doctor slid his hands up my shirt. i couldn't stop thinking about it all day. so that's when i started flirting like mae west whenever a man i don't hate starts looking me up and down at exactly the right time.

angel: ...i would like to see you flirt like mae west.

alastor: maybe then you'd learn a thing or two about subtlety.

#the thing is i doubt mae was considered 'subtle' in her time dhsjfjkd #but the relatively between her and angel... yeesh #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin #ace deer noises #headcanon #angel dust