#the only reason they're not for real gay demon married is because they're dateables in an otome game and not every player likes sharing

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Thinking about how Diavolo planted an entire fucking tree, in his fucking hidden childhood hangout spot (protected from anything and everything else in the forest that may try to get to it, mind you, so that is just about the most well-protected tree in the entire devildom--), and of course made sure it grows some of the most Quality apples in hell... Exclusively because he wanted to show Lucifer Devildom apples. What the fuck. That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. And then you find this all out specifically because he turns your little apple picking date with him into Fawning-Over-Lucifer hour, I--

He's pining so fucking hard, man. They're literally so fucking gay. The fact that these two motherfuckers basically canonically have the longest slowburn in fucking History is eating me alive orz

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me night bringer spoilers #obey me dialuci #y'all don't understand I'm so fucking ckxjgnxgjfxnxgjxgxgjcgj #the only reason they're not for real gay demon married is because they're dateables in an otome game and not every player likes sharing #it's ok boys i am All About Sharing-- #deadass Kuroo is over here when diavolo officially confesses (in og) like “that's great ily too but have you told lucifer that yet??” #“that i like you?” #“no idiot that you like HIM--” #Kuroo is poly asf and literally dating everyone ofc they're playing matchmaker on top of it #they're not gonna sit here having these two idiots pining over their head their whole life ajzjskndjzkd #thinking out loud #rambling in the tags #diavolo #lucifer #kuroo