#tfw you're trying to flirt with the assistant twink and he hits you with the constipated look

[total-drama-brainrot]

World Tour Assistant Noah AU (where he is always an assistant):

Alejandro: Mi Amor, perhaps before I do this challenge, you'd like to kiss me for luck.

Noah: Trust me Eel, it will take a lot more then luck to win the million dollars.

Alejandro: [kissing Noah's hand] I know.~ 💚

Anon this is very cute and I love the idea of this scenario, but the only reaction I can see assistant Noah having to anyone- especially Alejandro- kissing his hand is just pure disgruntlement. He's already so done with everything due to being overworked (and having to deal with Chris' brand of tomfoolery), so he wouldn't even try to entertain Alejandro's antics.

Alejandro would lean down to kiss his hand thinking he's being suave and flirtatious and Noah would just pin him with the most disgusted look possible. It'd be awkward for everyone involved.

(ft. really quick shitty doodle example)

#sorry to ruin your cute scenario anon #tfw you're trying to flirt with the assistant twink and he hits you with the constipated look #assistant noah is the saltiest in the batch and that's saying something bc most noahs are pretty darn salty #total drama #td alejandro #td noah #alenoah #others' ideas #assistant noah au #replies