#taller than gordon. probably 6'0 or just a little shorter than tommy

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benrey is a fucked up 4'11 beast who can change his size at will mainly when threatened or fucking around with friends. around gman he'll try to even out the height difference mostly because the look of disdain he gets is funny as FUCK but also so he's less intimidated by a gman who is like 5 feet taller than him. started out as a habit when gman watched him as a fucked up black mesa project when he was a kid and didnt know anything about the weird suited man, still continues to this day except less often bc " yooo it's tommy's dad. dad-man dadlatta lol ".

around tommy he does the same-ish thing where he tries to match up heights except usually it's to make tall person jokes. " wooow you're right the weather IS better up here. pro gamer strats unlocked. mmmm u've been cheating with leg power-ups i think ... need proof of ownership for those. gotta license? please? "

around gordon he does it purely to fuck with him. gigantic benrey unrealistically sized benry right on feetman's living room couch. will shrink back down if it sets something off and gordon asks him to or if gordon is visibly uncomfortable with it. usually it's all good and benrey scoops him up in his hands or scruffs him for the bit

around dr. coomer i think he does it to pretend to have a fighting chance in a boxing match, but ends up losing miserably anyways - mostly on purpose because it's funny to watch how insane coomer gets when he wins. just because he's way taller then coomer does not give him the skills to match in fact he's more like a big ol car sales lot wacky inflatable guy, to the horror of others

there are more scenarios that could be funnier but i can't think of them rn.

#hlvrai #benrey #i think benrey's height is a funny matter. some people are like oh yeah he's tall #taller than gordon. probably 6'0 or just a little shorter than tommy #while there's people like me who are like aww yea lets make this guy 3 feet tall and fucked up /silly #on a more serious note i think black mesa bullshit stunted his growth or whatever. why his most stable form is so short. #getting bigger is a stretch of energy for him and so is shaping or twisting his body in ways that aren't meant to be #easier for him to clip and glitch out #like in his boss battle