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the-phantom-otaku · 6 months

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What if Bayonetta was in Tav's place in BG3?

This thought has passed through my head once or twice, so why not?I can't talk about within the context of the whole game, of course, so I'll just hit points that I think are interesting or that I have thoughts on.

Just some groundwork: Witch Hunts and the War still happen and all that, just in the BG3 world. I think all of that would go down on a different plane of existence, tho, much like how the Gith reside on a different plane. Anyway, Bayo probably set up shop in Baldur's Gate. She still has guns, too, but guns are something exclusive to the Witches. Just another secret they kept hidden from everyone else. As a result, they're considered to be some of the rarest weapons one could possibly attain.

Anyhow, on with the show:

-Unlike Tav, she doesn't end up there bc she was captured. Enzo was snatched and she went after him. She managed to get him out of there but she basically took his place and got wormed instead. The ship escaped to the Hells before she could get off.

-Joined up with Lae'zel and saved Shadowheart like Tav did.

-Found Astarion on the beach after taking out some of those brain things. Tho she falls for his ruse initially, he's unable to pull her to the ground like he planned, and he found himself faced with the barrel of a gun. He weaseled his way out of it tho and she agreed to let him join them so long as he didn't pull anything like that again.

-Finds Gale on the beach too. Pulls him free with ease and allows him to join the party as well. I think bookworm Gale would recognize what she is immediately and begin asking her questions regarding Umbran magic and their history.

-They rescue Lae'zel from the Tieflings. I imagine Bayo managed to convince them, but she could've also just threatened them. I think they managed to get through this without actually killing the Tieflings.

-Speaking of Lae'zel, her and Bayo don't get along at all. They take pot shots at each other and insult one another. She isn't scared of Lae'zel at all either. They do have a begrudging respect for one another, tho, based on fighting prowess.

-Probably threatened to beat the shit out of Nettie after she tried to poison her and her companions. But ultimately, she agreed to clear out the Goblin camp to look for Halsin. Any complaints (from Astarion & Lae'zel) were met with the absolute fact that they needed Halsin anyway, and there was little chance of them sneaking him out.

-Idk if Astarion would actually try to bite her considering the fact that he's seen how strong she is, but since she's in Tav's place, we're gonna say he wanted a taste of witch blood. She'd once again threaten him but wouldn't throw him out of camp. If he acts up, she could kill him without much trouble and she makes sure he knows that. I don't think she'd let him have blood, but we're gonna say she agreed bc he was very pitiful and she did like the promise that he'd fight better if he had some.

-Speaking of that, I almost wonder if he'd fight even better or if he'd gain some residual magic from her bc it runs so thick in her blood.

-Everyone in the party would be shocked, to say the absolute least, the first time the angels come down to fight her. Gale's the only one who is sort of in the know about the Umbra, but even his knowledge of them is limited by quite a bit. I imagine she'd tell them to stay out of the fight, but with the angels gunning for them as well as her, they don't have a lot of choice. Anyhow, the angels are the first time they really see what all she can do bc up until that point, they haven't faced anything that's made her use her entire skillset.

I think that's about all I've got. I'll update if I end up with any ideas.

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blackhakumen · 1 year

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Mini Fanfic #1063: Luigi and Daisy's Luscious Mansion (SSBU X Darkstalkers)

Daisy: Goooood Morning, Our Peeps!~

Luigi: Hi Guys

Tifa: Good Morning, our favorite love birds!~

Cloud: Good Morn

Dedede: Salutations, my boi and sista!

Chun-Li: Ohayō!~ ❤️ :D

Samus: 'Sup, nerds~

Samus: How was ur night at the spooooky haunted mansion went?

Luigi: Scary but pretty fun all things considered

Daisy: And a whole lot spicy to boot!

Tifa: Spicy u say?

Tifa: Do tell~

Cloud: Did you beat the shit out of Death again or something?

Daisy: I wish lmao

Daisy: But nah death wasn't in the mansion we went to

Daisy: The place was filled with a crap ton a ghosts tho

Luigi: We meet a nun who lives there too

Luigi: Who we also later found out was a succubus this whole time and..... well....

Daisy: We may or may not had a wicked threesome with her last night 😅

Samus: U had a threesome?

Chun-Li: With a SUCCUBUS!?

Tifa: And u didn't invite Cloud and I!?

Daisy: We're so sorry, girlfriend!!

Daisy: It all happened so fast, neither of us didn't even thought of inviting u guys along for the ride!

Luigi: We'll make it up to the both of you next time, we promise

Daisy: x1000!!

Tifa: U better or we're gonna have some problems!~

Cloud: Pouting Lockhart.jpg

Daisy: Cuuuute!~

Luigi: ^^

Samus: ^

Chun-Li: ^

Tifa: Cloud!

Cloud: Have to show em how serious u r somehow lol

Dedede: Man quit playin

Dedede: Ain't no way in hell y'all had sex with an actual succubus and live to see the morning daylight

Luigi: Your majesty, we're texting you right now as we speak.

Daisy: And to prove to you that we're not making any of this up.....

Daisy: Me, Weegie, and the Cute Succubus Lady Cuddling Next Between Us.jpg

Dedede: Well, I'll be damn.

Dedede: That is a real succubus!

Dedede: And a real good looking one at that

Daisy: Told u!

Daisy: And yeah. She's looker alright.

Chun-Li: That girl in the pink hair.....

Samus: U know here, hun?

Chun-Li: No, but I do know her sister Morrigan

Chun-Li: The other succubus I told you and Daisy about a whole ago

Daisy: Ah yeah, I remember that!

Daisy: Bayo was losing her mind when you showed her a photo of her lmao

Cloud: What do she look like?

Chun-Li: Morrigan Aensland.jpg

Dedede: GODDAMN!!

Dedede: That sister of hers' a thing of beauty!

Chun-Li: True, but she uses it to her advantage

Chun-Li: Most succubus aren't as deadly as vampires, but Morrigan can be dangerous when she wants to be, earning her title as the Queen of the Night, and I heard that her sister is no different

Chun-Li: She isn't trying to do anything to hurt the two.of you, is she?

Daisy: Not really.

Daisy: She's been cuddling up the both of us if anything lol

Luigi: We thought she was gonna to harm us the moment she revealed who she really was at first, but all she did was flirted with us and asked us to give her a good time

Daisy: Poor girl been coped up in that mansion so long that she never had anyone to spend time with other than her sister and she says she hasn't seen her in a long time

Chun-Li: I see....

Chun-Li: It has been a while since I've heard from Morrigan.....

Samus: Maybe there's a reason why she had to leave her sister behind?

Chun-Li: Maybe...

Daisy: Hey guys

Daisy: Lili says she wants to join chat and meet all.of u. Is it alright?

Samus: Sure

Dedede: Hell yeah

Tifa: I'd like that

Cloud: We might as well

Chun-Li: I don't mind meeting her for the first time

Chun-Li: So long as she doesn't try doing anything suspicious

Daisy: Sweet!

Daisy: Giving her Weegie and mine's phone #s right now

The Luscious Princess 💕 Has Joined the Chat

Lili: Greetings one and all!!~

Lili: It is I, Lilith Aensland, the Princess of the Night and a far superior half of my dumbhead of a sister

Lili: Don't tell her I said that by the way thx!

Tifa: Nice to meet u, Lili~

Tifa: My name is Tifa Lockhart

Cliud: Cloud Strife

Samus: Samus Aran. But most people call me Sammy now apparently

Dedede: The name's King Dedede

Samus: Former King

Dedede: Shut it, Girl, she doesn't need to know that!!!

Samus: Oops lol

Chun-Li: And I'm Sammy's girlfriend, Chun-Li~

Lili: OMG Morrigan told me so much about u!!

Chun-Li: Oh really?

Chun-Li: I didn't think she would ever remember me after all these years....

Lili: Yup yup!~

Lili: How could she ever forget a real stick in the mud such as yourself?~

Chun-Li: ಠ_ಠ

Lili: Her words, not mines!

.......................................................

Chun-Li: (Groans While Facepalming Herself While Sitting Next to Samus on her Bed)

Samus: Hey, if it makes you feel better, I don't find you all that boring. A Goody Two-Shoes maybe, definitely a cutie, but not boring.

Chun-Li: (Sighs as She Rest her Head onto Samus' Shoulder) I'll take the compliments. Thanks, Sammy~

Samus: (Smiles Softly at her Girlfriend) Anytime, honey. (Kiss the Top of Chun-Li's Head)

.........................................................................

Tifa: So Lili, how was your night with Weegie and Daisy went?

Dedede: And is ur sister single?

Cloud: ಠ_ಠ

Dedede: What? I was wondering!

Lili: Well, firstly, to answer your question Mr. King, last I've heard from Morrgy, she was dating some rich guy with silver hair.

Lili: But she's been hooking up with so many guys over thousands of decades, so I might be wrong on that one.

Dedede: U don't say.....

Cloud: Don't even think about it, De.

Dedede: And why the hell not!? I need love too!

Tifa: We know you do, De

Tifa: We just don't want to see you getting yourself hurt or potentially killed

Lili: Oh come now. My sis won't bite. Much.

Lili: But I highly doubt she would stay single for long, u know?

Dedede: Man, whatever!

Dedede: I ain't gonna waste my time waiting for the opportunity to ask her out in no kind of way

Luigu: You'll find yourself someone someday, your majesty

Luigi: It's just takes time

Dedede: Uh-huh.....

Lili: Anywhoooo, to answer the second question, I adore these two soooo much last night!!~

Lili: Daisy's a cool princess who can kick butt and take names!

Daisy: As I always do!~

Lili: And Luigi is the most sweetest guy ever!!!~

Luigi: Aww Thanks, Lili

Luigi: We think you're sweet too ⋂‿⋂

Daisy: Not to mention a real cutie as well~ 😘

Lili: (❁ꈍ‿ꈍ) (❁ꈍ‿ꈍ) (❁ꈍ‿ꈍ)

Samus: This is real cute and all, but now that u guys did it or whatever, does this mean u three gonna date each other or.....

Daisy: Huh.

Daisy: U know? We haven't really talked it up until now.

...............................................

Link: (Turns to Lilith Sitting Between Him and Daisy on the Bed Together) What do you think, Lili?

Lilith: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Hmmmmmm.....I'm not really into the whole mushy romance and commitment scene....(Frowns at Couple Between Her) But I don't wanna stop seeing you two either and I definitely wanna do.this again someday.

Daisy: Wanna be Friends With Benefits?

Lilith: (Smiles Brightly) Okay!~......What's Friends With Benefits?

Daisy: Friends who casually fucks each other on occasion.

Lilith: Ooh sounds darling and fun~

Daisy: (Turns to Luigi) What do you think, sweetie? Sounds fine to you?

Luigi: (Smiles Softly) If it's okay with her, then I don't mind.

Lilith: (Smiles Brightly as her Eyes Begins to Sparkle) Are you kidding? (Happily Hugs The Couple) This is PERFECT for meee!~ (Kisses Luigi and Daisy on Each Cheek, Causing the Two to Giggle Ticklishly)

.............................................................

Daisy: We talked it over and decided to take FWB route!

Samus: Friends With Benefits, huh?

Samus: This should be interesting

Cloud: And not at all hectic (¬_¬)

Daisy: Oh relax, Strife

Daisy: It won't be too bad.

Daisy: Hopefully

Daisy: Don't quote me on that

Cloud: No promises.

Tifa: So Lili, if u have the time, do u wanna spend time with us around Smash Town later on today?

Tifa: It'll be fun

Lili: Sure thing!~

Lili: I desperately need some fresh air right now!

Chun-Li: And we can't wait to finally meet you in person

Chun-Li: But you have to promise us you won't cause any trouble around town, okay?

Lilith: Wow. U really are stick in the mud, aren't ya Police lady?

Chun-Li: I am just being cautious here!

Chun-Li: And I'm already retired!

Lilith: Ohhhh so ur an old lady then?

Chun-Li: AM NOT!!

Samus: I'd watch what I say around her if i were u, Lili

Samus: U sure as hell don't wanna get on her bad side

Samus: Angriest Woman Alive!.jpg

Daisy: Cuuuuuuute!~

Tifa: Cuuuute!~

Luigi: ^

Cloud: ^

Dedede: Just finished gettin myself dressed

Dedede: And yeah, that is hella cute

Chun-Li: Sammy!!

Samus: Just letting the new girl know who nor to fuck with is all cutie lol

Chun-Li: U lucky I love u to pieces or I'd kick you right now

Samua: Love u too honey

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