#sometimes i wonder if I'll go back to college and get a doctorate in neuroscience

[shittystartrekheadcanons]

When I was younger I got a blue starfleet sweatshirt because my plan was to go to medical school and then a blue shirt would be appropriate, but because of my mental breakdown, I am now an English major, and I'm using that sweatshirt to wrap around a bottle of wine so I can transport it safely on my two hundred mile road trip.

#sometimes i wonder if I'll go back to college and get a doctorate in neuroscience #like i planned #but for now I'm an english major #and i can live with that #also #this us what picard would have wanted