#so upset that modern research does not involve the library unless you're insane. how am i supposed to bump into other cute ppl in the stacks

[transmechanicus]

Calls you over to my desk, kisses you gently, and then takes detailed notes on your response before grabbing your collar to repeat the experiment~

#my stuff #im reading my papers and taking notes like wow cannot BELIEVE no one is here to see me be a sexy little bookworm #so upset that modern research does not involve the library unless you're insane. how am i supposed to bump into other cute ppl in the stacks #how am i supposed to act all haughty and superior to cover up that i think they're super pretty and i think they should invite me over #wym grad school isn't romantic. well it SHOULD be #also basically everyone in my program is already married or has a long term partner like HELLO #we've got a range of ppl from 22-29 and i swear everyone is either taken or guaranteed not interested like who has the time for a- #new relationship when every day but saturday has you so so busy #like i fuckin BET this experience is easier when you have a guaranteed rent buddy and source of physical affection ooh i fuckin bet #like i read an article last year that you need 10 hugs a day to be Emotionally Fufilled and um well im not meeting quota