#smh wizard aren't allowed to do things anymore these days

[galedekarios]

Karlach: I found the love of my life. I'd say I'm pretty happy. Gale: And I couldn't be happier for you. A fitting reward for the sacrifices you made in getting here. Gale: I've told my students plenty of tales about our escapades. You're something of a hero to them, you know. Gale: I'd be delighted to introduce you to my current cohort - as a guest lecturer, perhaps? I'm sure they'd have plenty of questions for you. Karlach: Sorry, wiz, I'm going back to Avernus after the party. Gale: I suppose, if I were to open a contained portal in a particularly safe region of Avernus... devnote: Mulling the problem over, considering this solution Gale: No. The Blackstaff would never allow it. Health and safety, you see - it's all the rage in wizardry these days. devnote: Dismissing his previous thought - it will never work, Hint of an eye roll about the new health and safety regulations Gale: Perhaps I might come to you, then? I recently met the most excellent diabolist who should be able to lend a hand with the travel arrangements... Karlach: Sounds like you're coming to the Hells then, Gale. I can't wait. Gale: You just let me know which hill of burning sulphur to aim for, and I'll have popped through a portal before you can say 'Zariel'.

not only do i have a soft spot for karlach and gale's friendship, but gale rolling his eyes at the new health and safety regulations at blackstaff academy will never not be funny to me.

very in line with him trying to cast a spell with the blackstaff as a first year student himself, accidentally opening a portal to a different dimension, only to be greeted by a death slaad.

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