#skdjnfskjsdf i don't have much to say to this. not because i don't like it or anything it's just because i can't think of anything

[mountmortar]

TR in canon: Took whole cities hostage + important locations like Silph & and the Radio Tower. Shady back alley meetings to run the casinos with fine print reading "if you mess up, we'll be ending this business deal by killing you" @whoever they bought it from that might act as the "face" of it for legalities. Freaking Proton and his Slowpoke organ *cough* I mean tail harvesting in a deep underground, dusty old WELL where you can dump bodies never to be found again, continued in next ask

with a lot of knives and meat cleavers, fun!! what a bloody mess to walk into. I'm surprised the Johto kids didn't get stabbed or alert everybody at once instead of one by one battles. Imagine you're hiding behind a rock and your mom calls at exactly the wrong moment. Where was I? Oh yeah. Shady Cloning Human-Mew DNA history with Fuji, Blaine, and Giovanni. Cinnabar Mansion explosion, island low-key uninhabitable. Now we get to the fun Charles Darwin evolutionary chaos!! next ask, let's dive in!

hopefully last part. Gen 2 introduced Slowking. What was happening in Gen 2? TR was chopping off them tails. Shelders don't have Slowpoke tails to bite? They bite Slowpoke heads, boom. You've got a Slowking. The theory that Ditto is a failed Mew clone. Invasive species to the enviornment. The theory that Koffing is a man-made Pokemon due to it's human-known toxic symbol markings. The canon fact Voltrob/Electrode and Porygon are man-made Pokemon. These guys did a lot!

i wonder if in the pokémon universe there are like. reddit forums that read like this trying to figure out everything an evil team’s ever done. team rocket tinhats you know what i mean

#skdjnfskjsdf i don't have much to say to this. not because i don't like it or anything it's just because i can't think of anything #but i don't think there's any canonical evidence that voltorb/electrode are manmade pokémon? voltorb's pokédex entry says that it was first #spotted in a pokéball factory but that it only camouflages itself as a pokéball. not thatit was manmade #but i'm not QUITE up to date with fanon theories so i can safely say i've never heard of the ditto/mew thing #but the slowking part...that's interesting. #asks