#since we're talking about Sanji's wardrobe

[braimin]

Sanji wearing a crop top one day (it has a Hideous print, but still) and Zoro just going insane

So this made me think of those server uniforms for girls, specifically the Twin Peaks uniform (don't ask why, it was a weird spiderweb of thoughts) lol. But also Sanji is a basic bitch so the first crop top he ever buys is probably one of those floral ones that has the tie at the front, you know what I'm talking about? ✨

The only reason he originally bought it is because he was cornered by a really nice shopkeeper and she talked him into buying it. It's some tacky Hawaiian print that he loves but he's already got like twenty floral print button up shirts so he never wears it.

Until they come across a long stretch of sea that is so hot, like a hundred degrees and no wind hot. And when Sanji goes to get ready he finds that cropped button up and is like 'Oh this is the perfect time for this.' The rest of his morning is completely normal until Zoro comes into the galley and walks into the table. Sanji half expects rude comments or something, but instead he's silent all through breakfast, and he leaves as soon as he's done eating. It almost makes Sanji feel.. sad? Which is stupid because he doesn't care about what the marimo thinks. And it's not like he put the shirt on for any other reason than it being boiling outside. So he shouldn't expect a reaction from mosshead and he shouldn't be hurt over the lack of one.

Meanwhile Zoro is hiding away in the sweltering crow's nest hoping that a blizzard or something will hit and make Sanji change. The table incident was mortifying enough, and it took a whole new level of discipline and focus to not drool every time the cook leaned over the table to serve someone. And because Nami hates him, she made sure to compliment Sanji and suggest that he add more shirts like that to his wardrobe. Zoro doesn't know what to do about it. He can't tell Sanji the shirt sucks, that would just make him wear it more out of spite; and admitting that he likes it would give the bastard a big head. So he spends hours up in the crows nest trying to build resolve against that stupid crop top.

#zosan #sanji #zoro #it starts big fight and they kiss about it #unrelated but #since we're talking about Sanji's wardrobe #i'm still missing the belt chain #also Sanji loves low rise jeans #because his twink body was made for Y2K fashion #like imagine how good low rise jeans and a belt chain would look on him