#sidenote: hawkeye - blindspot is really good and the tonyclint moments are superior there

[nethandrake]

“(CLINT GETTING REJECTED THO, RIP CLINTTONY AHAHSAKJSAKJAS)”

God how mad would ClintTony make Steve? Clint is already Steve’s annoying little brother figure, imagine!! Like, your annoying brother figure gets together with your longtime crush/maybe-ex/soulmate?!?? How could you get out of bed in the morning??? And the shenanigans ClintTony get up to and the bad luck that befalls them both. I can totally see them as like, aromantic to each other FWB, they hang out and make out sometimes while watching bad TV and then the apartment catches fire thru NO fault of their own and they have to go crash at Steve’s lol.

Please imagine a scenario of Tony proposing to Clint for purely platonic and monetary reasons because he does care about Clint and Clint needs healthcare lol, and Clint accepting cuz even when they get divorced Clint gets money, and Steve is probably dying and frothing at the mouth because how dare! You use Tony? You use Tony and do not treasure Tony when he lets you kiss him?? Jail. Jail for Clint. Also for Tony for bad taste.

Nat literally spends the 2 weeks ClintTony are “dating” stalking Steve to make sure he doesn’t go do something stupid and she tranqs him every time he gets to close

Honestly, any relationship that Tony has that isn't with Steve makes him mad, lbr (ex: the first time Tonyjan dated) but I think Clint bagging Tony would just send him snapping, even if it's mainly platonic because NO ONE CAN HAVE HIM BUT ME. And when he finds out it's all a ploy, he's just........angry (and embarrassed because he went overboard lmao). I remember I read a Stevetony fic where Steve assumes that Clint and Tony are dating and he was a jealous mess, lmfao.

Tonyclint would be cool. They'd definitely be disasters together. I feel like we don't get much of their relationship as we should (or maybe I haven't been reading the right stuff). But AA!Tonyclint's relationship is so good, especially when Clint sided with Tony during Stevetony's divorce.

But honestly, this panel will forever live rent free in my mind. Tonyclint was superior for this (the best part of it all is that this is during the Commander Rogers' era so Steve and Tony are definitely in their awkward exes/enemies era):

Also, Nat just being done with all of these idiots but having to deal with Steve's dumb ass is hilarious. But honestly, she'll probably just have Sharon drag his ass away every time his jealousy gets the better of him.

#sidenote: hawkeye - blindspot is really good and the tonyclint moments are superior there #also clint has great characterization in this imo #stevetony #tonyclint #asks #anonymous