#ravenstan is so stressed out i'm crying

[boxwinebaddie]

… can we get the realer and worse toxic yaoi

oh don't you WORRY, my loves! i am...writing it. ;)

smh.

i'm miserable.

Slay Olay! <3

so i was thinking way too hard about kyle showing up on the doorstep of their apartment all fucked up from fighting transphobes and stan taking care of him eVEn thOugh thEy bRokE uP ( and broke the hearts of dawn spawn ravesey super fans everywhere, mind you! ) and i started writing something...it's not finished and it's in these weird stage directions while i try and write...better, less cringeworthy actions. but you know what, you asked, and you shall receive. but...

be careful what you wish for, darlings. xx

***

[ this...is not his proudest moment.

he thinks as he drags his limp body towards the apartment, every step excruciating. kyle, mi amor, you've been fighting again! stan would scold and curse under his breath, shaking his lovely head, his bangs in his eyes, a dark natural brown, the way they always were when he was happy and healthy, with a tanned sun-kissed hand braced on his hip, his tattoos swirling enticingly beneath it. stan hated when he got into fights. but who gives a shit, right? surely not stan, because stan hated him even more right now, a terrible thought that thrummed all through his aching head as he finally made it to their front door.

...or, what used to be their front door.

it was late, the rest of the world was asleep, with craig's sister, who'd been cat sitting for them, hopefully all tricia tuckered out and in bed. he didn't want her to see him like this. he'd be absolutely horrified.

kyle hated being vulnerable...almost as much as he hated being alone.

but that was just as well: he was a hideous and unlovable thing.

which was why he couldn't say it. kyle grit his teeth. he was uncapable of it! he reasoned unreasonably, as he went to unlock the door, haunted and taunted by the silly novelty wine glass shaped housekey stan had gotten made for him as a joke at ace hardware when they'd first moved in together...before he'd fucked up everything.

the memory made him wince, but not worse than the stupid holographic key-chain that hung from the dumb key like a noose, a cruel, tacky reminder of their ruined relationship. because each time it flickered the acursed thing forced kyle to watch stan kiss his cheek,

over.

and over.

and over again.

he groans and twists the sharp metal shiv like a knife when the ghost of his favorite voice in this world and the next, cries out ]

“ — KY!”

[ the door swings open to reveal stan, silhouetted in moonlight and frozen there, in a fixed, but broken state of shock. kyle squints up at him, like that vision of radiance is some kind of sick apparition, a cruel trick of his waning conscious. because stan is supposed to be doing a show tonight, and yet...there he is. with his pretty face lightly flushed and his now bright red hair held back and still wet from the shower.

he’s standing in the doorway, cradling curb in his arms, wearing a plaid patterned pair of kyle's boxers and his beloved college sweatshirt, stained in small splotches around the collar with sweet-n-sour sauce and charcoal colored salt water. the hue of his eyeliner.

he looks beautiful, so naturally, kyle smiles and sways, causing his split lip to send blood same shade of stan's hair all over his teeth. ]

“Hey, Handsome.”

[ his ex-boyfriend's blue-silver eyes dilate in dizzying delight for a moment, lightening with longing before darkening again. he starts to say something, probably in admonition — he's not supposed to say shit like that anymore — when kyle stops him dead in his tracks. ]

“ — I wasn’t talkin’ t’you.”

[ the injured boy nods towards curb, who stan holds protectively over his chest, like he's hiding his heart, unaware of it's place on his sleeve. or his ring finger, where a tatted sun shone, proof of their covenant and devotion to each other. because rings didn't matter. they'd been married since sixth grade. or were...married. he was still getting used to that one. stan rolls his eyes, but he laughs a little in spite of himself.

so that line still works, he mentally notes with a smirk, clinging to that small sense of pride. even if they don't. curb makes a confused, concerned noise, a mournful meow. and kyle is so distracted by the two sets of blue eyes roving over him, that he almost forgets to ask: ]

“How’dya…” [ he pauses, narrowing his eyes. ] “Know it was…m-me?"

[ stan speaks too quickly, like the answer is obvious. he sputters out. ]

“You—You made a s-sound at the door! You groaned…”

[ but stan stops mid-word, choking back a sob at the sore sight of kyle's bruised and battered face. he whispers something in stannish, a soft, soothing hymn — into the crook of curb's neck before placing a small kiss at the top of his ochre head and lowering him down onto the carpet, where he skitters behind his dad's legs, looking equally fearful.

then, without thinking, stan surges forward to touch the bloody, war-torn battlefield of his ex-boyfriend's countenance, all to desperate to hold him, to comfort him. it's involuntary, its muscle memory, a force of habit, and his scared, shaking fingers were nearly curved around the raised, angry apple of the combatant's cheek, where a dark purple bruise had begun to blossom like the worst kind of rose, before, at the very last second, that helping hand jerks away and clasps over his wide, whimpering mouth like a lock, where through the watery, unforgiving valley of his fingers, stan mutters a sad and strangled… ]

“Oh—Oh my god…”

[ it hurts a hundred times more than all three broken ribs to hear the pain that stings in stan's voice, but the college student stubbornly soldiers on, trying to put on a brave face he attempts to pull all the pieces together. his ginger brow furrows pensively as he ponders, then hones in on an answer, his hypothesis rolling tentatively off his tongue before his bitter words back off, ripe with disillusion and disbelief. ]

“Shit. You…”

[ kyle’s sage eyes widen in realization, suddenly wrought with guilt. ]

“Felt it, didn’t ya?”

[ stan rubs his neck sheepishly and looks away, now studying the carpet with great sudden interest. he made a displeased clicking noise, like the logician was wrong, but kyle knew from the way stan’s lip twitched, he was right. after all, kyle could read stan like a book. it was his favorite one. which was clear from the way the scholar watched the rockstar's teeth thrash his lovely pierced lip.

stan was embarrassed. but kyle thought he was so goddamn cute when he got all nervous. which was a selfish and fucked up thing to think. but no matter, because when he looked up again, his once sky-blue eyes had gone grey like two summer storms. kyle's face falters. because, for the very first time, his favorite book...was unreadable. ]

“Let’s get you inside.”

i'm so sad this is the worst thing i've ever written, oh my GOD.

-uncle nina, captain of the ravesey ship which is sInKinG!!!!! :///

#this is the worst thing i've ever written #hope i d*e #*maroon five vc* iiiii am in MisSouRi #this is such a mess like literally and figuratively #not jersey HITTING ON HIM!!!!!! like oh my god #ravenstan is so stressed out i'm crying #not the gerard way danger days hair red hair stan it's his angsty hair-(e)ra i don't support it but he does look Good #maybe ill finish this #the spelling and sentence structure is bad but like i said its my weird draft ill fix it later #but yeah have fun but u probably wont so sorry #kyle smiling at him w the blood in his teeth smh #stan in kyles boxers and columbia sweatshirt #freaking covered in takeout sauce probably watching a sad movie and crying lmao...raven stop being a crybaby challenge #FAILED #LIKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP BC KYLE HAS A FEAR OF EMOTIONAL INTIMACY I HATE MY LIFE #STANS SUPERNATURAL SYNETHESIA IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER I AM SCREAMING #heard jerseys groan of pain and was like KY!!! :(((( #like immediately knew it was him i hate my life </333 #anyways...hell is place...jail is a place i'm returning to dw dw

[boxwinebaddie]

it would be funny if when stan is bandaging up kyle he uses a bunch of like hello kitty and care bears bandaids just cause hes still mad and knows kyle wont like itjhsjsjs

STTTOOOPPP!!!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

no that's So Real because i feel like raven just waves a tan stan-hand at injured!kyle all like "wait here, i'm gonna grab some Bandaids" which makes him roll his eyes so much bc stan is being annoying bc he Literally Can't Move, lol. but after a little bit, ravenstan emerges from the bathroom with something behind his back, wearing the most Devious grin on his face...jerseykyle is immediately sussed like

"okay, what's behind ya back? you know i don't like magic tricks. or surprises." then with a ~flourish~, ravenstan whips out the two boxes of hello kitty and care bear bandaids, shaking them like maracas, totally stoked, and jersey is like oh my god, STOP!!! i'm cryingg.

raven is Naught crying, however! he is having a Blast <3

( he is also...trying very hard not to Simp bc when kyle says "god" and "stop" it sounds like "gahd" and "stahp" in the jersey accent which stan thinks is soooo cute omg!!! c': smh...he is dying. They are dying. my boys NEVER fight, this is so fucking miserable!!! i hate it here!! :/ )

but ravens like "so which ones do you want?" & kyle is like "Neither!!! where the fuck are the Real Bandaids?!" and stan says "What Do You Mean? These Are The Real Bandaids." jersey is losing his Mind bc this cannot be real like "stan, i bought those for the Kids at the elementary school i'm internin' at!!! those are CHILDS bandaids!"

n stan just smiles & shrugs like…

"Well, If You're Gonna Act Like One :)''

WHICHHHHH OHHHH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD

WOORLDSTAR!!!

unbelievable, smh. kyle is literally not sure if he is aghast or attracted to this energy ( like The AUDACITY!!! ) but after a second, realizes its lowkey kind of Adorable to him so he shakes his head at stan like "you're still bad at that, yknow?" cue stan squint like "what are you talking about?" and kyle is like "Being Mean," to which stan makes...i shit you not...the LEAST scary face on planet earth & says "Shut Up" also his voice totally cracks in the middle of it, which makes kyle smile So hard that his lip splits open again, jfc. this is soooooo

kyle is being Annoying so he just raises his hands in mock defeat like "alright you scared me straight" ( as the gayest person ever ) "patch me up, nurse stan" looool the pep!style doctor pwp continues!

except its actually Really Cute bc ravenstan gets super hyper-focused again, but instead of being stressed out, he's actually kind of having a lot of fun and starts making little shapes on kyle's arms out of the bandaids ( he also has to use a fuck ton of them to even try and cover any wound on kyles body. ) but yeah he's sticking bandids all over kyle, also there's one on his cheek then stan puts another one on the other cheek and jersey is like "smh, stan there's not even a cut on that side!" and stans like "its for ur OCD" which aAAaaAa, i hope i die!!!

anyways, stans vibing, he's still making pictures out of the lil bandaids by connecting them -- he made a fake tattoo arrow heart w/ mom in the middle of it -- a skull, a couple stars, etc. tbh he is gettin Creative with it and kyle is just like eyebrow raise "enjoyin ya lil art project?" and stan just laughs and is like "yes so much" :')))) <3

...and tbh, if anyone Else was sticking a bunch of bandids on kyle and making weird shapes, he'd b super fkn pissed n want to kill them, but he's just sitting there admiring stan and His Chest Hurts. not bc he's all bruised up, but bc when stan blocked him on everything, jersey's only window into stan's life was thru tabloid articles of him on a bender, being super unhappy & like...for the first time in weeks...

Stan Is Smiling. :')

and that makes jersey kyle alight with happy touchy feelings, which, speaking of being Touchy, mid bandaiding, kyle sweeps a couple infared strands of stan’s hair behind his ear and nearly whispers “ya hair was in your eyes again.” and jersey lovingly skating his fingers across ravens forehead while talking to him in the soft, quiet, lovely voice he reserves Just For Him in special, intimate moments when they’re alone makes him blush Furiously, so he just laughs like "oh. haha. oops." looks down at his feet and does the lil stan lip bite laugh thing that he always does when he’s really nervous. which, okay: so whenever stan looks away bc he feels stupid or embarrassed, jersey kyle always gently wraps his fingers around the bottom of of stans face and his lifts his chin up so stan has to Look At Him...wHew!

but anyways, jersey does it By Accident bc he’s so used to doing it, and stans eyes get so wide and they’re so pretty and blue and his bottom eyelashes are so long and kyle wants to kiss him SO BAD!! so naturally he’s staring at stans lips and the stupid freaking skull hand lip ring which is so enticing and mesmerizing to him that he, in the heat of the moment, accidentally again, drags his thumb really slowly across ravenstans bottom lip, breathing hard.

this surprises the fuck out of stan and he’s super flustered so he makes a tiny breathy gasp noise and Ohhh My God You Guys when i tell you that made jerseykyle Feral like he was trying SOOO hard not to Jump Him, the tension was CRAZY! jfccc. like i Swear to Gahd they were abt to Make Out skhdlksdks. like it was about to be down absolutely fkn Horrendous in there!!!

...but at the very Last second, stan just pulls away and is like ah-aha! A-All Done! n closes the bandaid boxes lookin So Stressed Out.

WE WERE SOOOOOO CLOSE FML!! BOOOO

RAVESEY DIVORCE HELL IS A PLACE!!!!

DIE, CRY, HATE THE RAVESEY DIVORCE :///

-uncle nina, not enjoying the toxic yaoi

#screaming crying throwing up #i miss them pls kiss #WHEN I TELL U WE WERE SO CLOSE #this is hell #also stan being cute and making little pictures out of the bandaids on kyle and kyle just admiring him being happy iM SO #THAT LAST PART #IM SO SORRY ABT THAT #BUT ANYWAYS WHEW #WOW #THAT WAS INSANE LIKE THEY WERE ABT TO GO AT IT #HELLO KITTY CARE BEAR BANDAIDS WERE ABT TO GO FLYIN EVERYWHERE HOLY FUCK #the self restraint was crazy #ALSO KYLE IS SO CRAZY FOR THAT #THE HAIR TUCK BEHIND THE EAR GENTLE KYLE VOICE CHIN TILT COMBO #AND HE RAN HIS THUMB OVER STANS BOTTOM LIP #LIKE HELLO GO TO JAIL BITCH #INSANE BEHAVIOR THAT WAS OUT OF POCKET #stan is so strong like oh my god i would have caved #jerseykyle has too much rizz he needs to be StaHPED

[boxwinebaddie]

okay, i am quite literally Jennifer Slopez when i'm answering my ask responses and even Slower when i'm doing paras, so everyones just gonna have to put up with me spoon-feeding yall little hcs abt the divorce hurt/comfort para while i attempt to finish writing it.

but an-knee-wayz, there's a part in it where ravenstan finally gets kyle on the couch and is trying to dress and assess his wounds so naturally, he's like Okay Take Your Shirt Off...and jersey has the Audacity!!! to LAUGH at him!!! like hello?? so stans all annoyed like literally What?! and kyles like idk ur just Not Usually The One Making Demands ;) do you also want me to take my pants off while i'm at it? & ravenstan rolls his eyes like Ur So AnNoYinG Will You Please Just Do The Thing I Asked? & jerseykyle says sir yes sir ( LOOOL ) i will say stan do be oogling him but he's also stressed bc kyle is Fucked Up :(

siiiiiiigh, but you know, ravenstan is Patchin Him Up and jersey is just watching him bc for an adhd boy he is Very Focused, like studying kyle very intently, biting the inside of his cheek, pursing his lips, tilting his head to the right so he can get a closer look, trying to blow his bangs out of his eyes, swearing lightly under his breath bc he's distressed when hes not humming quietly while working.

and kyle is like omg he's so Cute :') <3 also jersey is extremely annoying in this para bc he misses stan to Death/hasn't seen him in Forever :( which is a very long time not to fluster your super best boyfriend, so kyle smirks up at him like Did Your Eyes Get Bluer, Red?

( he does call raven red to make fun of him for publicly roasting him at the cd show ) and stan looks up a bats his freaking eyelashes at him, leans in and kyle is like ohhhh my god did that actually fucking work?! is he gonna Kiss me and closes his eyes...it did NOT work btw! bc stan just jABS this cut on his cheek w/ a rubbing-alcohol soaked cotton ball and kyle is like OOOOWWW OH MY GOD!!! and stan is like Stop FUCKING Hitting On Me!!! LKHDSHDLS amazing...i'm crying.

like...you know when your super best boyfriend who you're basically married to breaks up with you because you can't tell him you love him, then you show up half dead on the doorstep of the apartment you used to happily share together & will not stop fucking Flirting! With! HIM! while hes trying to SAVE UR LIFE???

because jersey knows all about that!!!!

ANYWAYS UR WELCOME! Xx <3 :*

#laughin and cryin boys please undivorce challenge #uncle nina please finish writing anything challenge #failed #LIKE JERSEY TRYING TO HIT ON RAVEN #LIKE BEST FRIEND YOU ARE BEING SO DISTRACTIN #ravenstan would fight him BUT KYLE HAS DEFINETELY FOUGHT ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE #he is also my gentle pacifist king and while he would never hurt kyle ( except w the cotton swab smh ) he does not know how to fight #i love u reluctant angsty punk rock healer angel boy ravenstan w the red hair doing battlefield medicine on ur exsbf #WHO HE HAS LITERALLY HAD ENOUGH OF SMH #LIKE KYLE PLS QUIT IT!! HES NOT THAT STRONG HES GONNA CAVE SMH hes tryin v hard not to make eye contact #why is injured covered in blood and bruises kyles rizz like 8 million like chill out like that mans confidence is thru the roof #anyways stop hitting on raven jersey ( keep going do more ) #kyle being like oh my god hes gonna kiss me and closing his eyes n getting hardcore rejected is so fucking funny to me smh #like my man got absolutely Roasted and Toasted by raven #truly iconique...boys...i miss u...stop the violence

[boxwinebaddie]

does ravenstan have his tooth gap filled?!? he better not but i feel like kyle woulda totally noticed by now! ahhh and whats up with chapter 6 D: it was an absolute masterpiece to me!

unfortunately...that's affirmative, darling. :(

when you are a big hotshot celebrity boy and everyone is looking at you, you cannot afford ( ironically ) to have fucked up teeth, so he did have his tooth filled in. or rather, management had his tooth filled in.

& technically, he also is *Supposed* to wear an invisalign at night, but ravenstan forgets the lyrics to his own songs ( granted the recent ones C.D. has released haven't been written by him at all :/ -- that's why they're all shallow, vapid and gimmicky ) so idk how they expect him to remember to put that hunk of Plastic in his mouth like...like the closest thing that man has to mouthwash is a shot of jack smh.

i wrote...way too much in this ask meme. this was a wild ride, i'm sorry for being unhinged. i spiraled halfway through this, lmao. <3

edit: i forgot to bring up chapter six. i will bring it back, mayhaps. i had a Stannic Attack after posting it, also, felt weird about it. but i am glad you liked it. i also...liked it? but it was stressing me out, so just hang in there and i'll try to give you a more in depth answer later xx.

but riiiiip stan's beautiful chipped tooth!!!!! :((( a testament to his love for kyle broflovski via pint-sized homoerotic hockey puck heroism at stark's pond </333 i bet you when raven was getting his tooth fixed, somewhere in nyc, jersey kyle felt a sudden, sharp sting of pain and sorrow he couldn't place. the second he finds out u better believe my man will be screaming, crying, punching the air, trying to fight every dentist in the world. THAT WAS HIS TOOTH. HIS STANS TOOTH!!! :(

management....count your fucking days.

( i kind of want to tell you guys what the record labels name is, but it might say too much but also...;)))) i'll take a compliment bribe >.> )

also because it was RavenStan...it was probably pretty much the best orthodontist they could find and it looks really good. tbh i don't think you would be able to tell that his tooth was fucked up at all...sigh. :/

really, the only evidence of stan's tooth being fucked up is from photo albums ( a lot of them got burnt up ), the polaroids that kyle has, the pictures of him in the sp yearbooks ( which were the ones ran in the papers and one online article when news broke that he died...with his fucking dead name printed under them...choke and die, south park )

speaking of school pictures, fun fact! or actually not that fun...sixth grade was stan's last year of school. physically, at least. he had to do school from home/online because for obvious reasons, stan could not risk going to actual irl school after he disappeared. he was told it was 'way too risky and dangerous, bird' ( the person taking care of him called him that as a nickname c: )...stan did literally Beg tho :(

which is actually really sad bc stan complained abt actual school sm when he was actually allowed to go when he was 'alive' and then was forced to watch every other kid be able to do actual hs stuff while he sat at home, safe, robbed of having a normal adolescence. im so </3

i fucking love act two of the rm!prequel. i want to talk about it more, but it features a lot of stuff we don't know abt it yet/important chars.

not like that's gonna stop me, lmaoooo!!! again! i'll take a bribe! ;))))

anyways!!! back to school and stuff, kenny was constantly like dude i wish i could stay home!!! school sux! and stan was like at least u can GO to school, ken! u just choose not to!!! >:c ( like stan...stfu, do not pretend like u wouldn't be asleep or ditching ) kenny DID sneak him out a lot to go to high school parties and he got into a looooot of trouble for doing that oh my god smh. worth it...my boys, my boys.

not a lot of pictures of him from act two either, i'm afraid. definitely nothing digital. there are physical pictures, home videos, things like that. he wasn't really allowed to have any social media At All 4 safety.

but uh....if you want to hear something really fruity and pathetic...stan was specifically not supposed to use the internet to snoop on kyle. like he was Specifically Banned and Strictly Forbidden from looking up shit about kyle broflovski which...BOOOOO!!! COME ON!!!!!

...that did not stop him tho. he made a looooot of burner accounts to snoop. but like...no such luck, really. kyle had like no social media. he had an instagram, i think. but it was private and had...1 picture on it.

do u know how actualy Nutso Fucking Batshit Insane it made stan to not know what that ONE picture looked like? do you know how many times, he downloaded/redownloaded insta, how many fake accounts he tried to make to try and trick kyle into following him? smh gaywad.

so, dw team! while kyle was in/out of psych wards bc he was seeing stan everywhere, stan was perpetually grounded for being gay aka google searching kyle and looking pretty much everywhere for him.

but speaking of the internet, the cd boys did run a joint meme account while they were living together. no pictures of them just...low quality meme content. BUT SPEAKING!!!!! of low quality. THE ONLY DAMNING EVIDENCE OF TOOTH!STAN!!!! is a super old battle of the bands video that was taken of them at some piece of shit event like 3...4 years ago? the camera quality is really bad and shaky, the sound quality is even worse. also that video has like 57 views TOPS but it was before they got scouted and stans tooth is fucked up in it. ;)

not that u can see it, lmao. or know how to find it because they were not crimson dawn until they got signed. in LA they cycled between a lot of really bad, cringey band names so it would be really difficult to locate that video or pause it in the right place to like barely make out stans tooth bc the light was catching on it sm/it was out of focus.

BUT IDK!!! IF ANYONE IS CRAZY AND UNHINGED ENOUGH TO FIND THAT VIDEO, ITS KYLE BROFLOVSKI, BABEY! GO KYLE GO!

tldr: stan's tooth did get filled in and now our hearts are empty. but it Would be too easy to identify him; kyle would know that tiny fucked up tooth anywhere. tbh the tiny stan right eye beauty mark is also v damning, but stans hair is always in his eyes/his eyeliner is always so badly smudged that you can't see it all the time ( kyle also purposely tries Not to look at raven bc hes dummy Hot and doesnt want to admit it lmao like hes subconciously aware that he would simp lmao )

YOU ALSO REALLY CANT BE LIKE THAT CELEBRITY MAN ALSO HAS A BEAUTY MARK BY HIS EYE, THATS MY DEAD SBF!!!! i would not put it past kyle to try that, but i think regardless he would have gaslight himself into thinking that ravens stan beauty mark was an ugly mark and that he was having clozapine hallucinations again because stan....is....dead and is clearly not raven of c.d. clear...ly. <3

the way that kyles 'psychosis' is just him having really good intuition.

the world owes kyle broflovski an apology, istg. i see you, baby!!!!!

-uncle nina, cassandra complex kyle matthew broflovski apologist

#i talked abt stuff i wasnt supposed to again #what else is new guys #i hope this was thrilling tho i love talking abt the lore #words cnanot describe how much i want to talk abt act 2 and 3 stan before stan was cd raven #also ik that his life sounds kinda bad in 2 bc he was like stan banned from doing like everything #but he was actually...very well loved and taken care of #the person that took care of stan really loved stan a lot and was really just trying to protect him #theyre my favorite rm side char i always say that but i actually mean it they are my favorite one #anyways i tlaked too much but yall needed to know how down horrendous stan was when he was dead #he was googling kyle so much that he like actually got in trouble for it he was like NOT supposed to do that #and all im gonna say abt the tooth thing and kyle knowing #is that u can fix stans tooth and cover up his beauty mark #you can put him in the little pants and make him walk w confidence and teach him how to be cool n sexy #but all u really gotta do is put on terrance and phillip and listen to stan laugh uncontrollably for an entire thirty minutes #eyes emoji #anyways! #bring back stans fucked up tooth!!! #honestly he did get close someone did throw like a cellphone at him on stage once so they could get a selfie #he matrix dodged it it was very cool but we were robbed

[boxwinebaddie]

so how does kenny feel abt kyle in rm?? like did kenny go to southpark? were they friends? is kenny cool with jersey and raven with their hate???? SO MANYY QUESTIONS!!! ily u and ur writing omg

ooooh! these are...very interesting questions, darling. and your perception is marvelous. but in risk of spoiling my entire fanfic, which i would gladly do even though i'm not supposed to ( just say the word ), i will strategically answer as much of this question as i can. xx

so kyle, unabashedly, is an abrasive, abhorrent argumentative a-hole.

he is unfriendly and unpleasant and unnerving, harsh and hard, cold and cruel, fierce and freezing. tldr; evil stalks where kyle walks.

or so it would seem.

because...we know that behind the harsh glare of kyle's glasses, his eyes are soft, green and inquisitive and so lovely. he's nice. on the DL. he's our ornery but secretly nice law student slenderman asshole.

and i would say this is agreed upon by all the RM side characters.

...except one.

kenny mccormick does NOT like kyle broflovski. AT ALL.

which, makes sense, of course. again, kyle broflovski is a wicked son of a bitch. he's a self-righteous bastard, an accused licker of law boots and, as such, is the mor(t)al enemy of kenny-style chaotics.

but kenny not liking kyle goes way deeper than their ideologies clashing or them personally thinking kyle is a bootlicking dickhead.

kenny...doesn't trust kyle.

in general, around their inner circle ( cd ), but specifically,

around ravenstan.

now, in a poor attempt to answer your second question, kenny did not live in south park...per say, dear nonnie. their family's trailer moved around pretty much bi-weekly their entire childhood, so nowhere was really home to kenny...except...you guessed it...

ravenstan. ;)

so for context, i would say that the events preceding rm/raven povs can be split into about three sections which i will define by location:

part one is south park before the fire,

part two is in another location after the fire,

and part three is in los angeles where the punkrock avengers assemble, and four broke hooligans with butterfly tramp stamp tattoos become OG Crimson Dawn

*** ( there's kind of two LA parts. LA SIDE A: where they are poor, working shitty jobs and playing music on the side, and LA SIDE B: where they are shot into stardom and grappling with all that glitters.

both are very fun and stressful, in different ways. xx )

kenny comes into play around part two in the undisclosed location. they become essentially what kyle was to stan during part one and kenny is ravenstan's best friend, number two, right hand person, and is fiercely loyal/blindly and unconditionally devoted to him.

ken is also usually a rough and tumble, balls2thewall, caution to the wind spitfire, but their reckless, uncommitted barbed wire heart grew up in steed with stan's sweet, tender, wildflower boy heart and so kenny spent the bulk of their teen years onwards chasin after stan w/ tissues, knocking people out for making him cry, defending him etc.

so kenny is SUPER overprotective of raven. with everyone

....but especially with Boys.

tbh there is a lot i can't talk about, but as we have gathered, sultry, seductive superstar sensation raven of crimson dawn is really just sweet stan who...has been through a lot. every1 say we love u, raven.

and that alone warrants an undercurrent of overprotection but i'd be lying if i said it was all purely...

platonic.

because i will say...kenny does have a little...secret passionate ~something~...for ravenstan. been slowburnin since after the fire. i would say kenny, our king of deception, is very good at being aloof about it, but if you look close enough you can see it...lots of dawn spawn theories and edits about it. lots of painful longing eye contact.

....raven has...no fkin idea tho. smh.

beautiful oblivious king. rip ken.

but to answer your last question: kenny was very...Very Unchill with the raven and jersey hate-date and did NOT think it was a good idea.

kenny was, for lack of a better word, severely pissed the Fuck off by the news. and ( okay, i did delete rm6, i'll explain later ) if you can remember their phone call, kenny was giving ravenstan a lot of shit, being very overprotective, acting like a huge, raging asshole on the phone...and it was because they were worried about raven getting hurt ( amongst other complex things ) but also bc...they were Hurt.

i will say, kenny did still cover him. loyal legend and icon. but they did also...do...a lot of shots, several lines of coke and a couple of people in the coat closet to cope. one of them had an eyebrow piercing.

-uncle nina, releaser of the secret, steamy stenny romantic second lead subplot and curator of chaos and drama in the rmverse

#whew #i have been wanting to talk abt this for so long #i feel like this seems like i said a lot but there is actually so much more i didnt say bc i was trying to have self control smh #BUT WHEW KENNY IS SO COMPLICATED I LOVE THEM #also yes unfortunately they did catch the staven cooties he is really cute i dont blame them i too would accidentally fall in love #its a secret but its not theres a lot of intensity kenny gets very fucked up to ignore it its very messy oof #but dw im not gonna tolkien u guys w/ kenny tho i promise its just important backstory and it hurts my feelings lmao #but yeah they have...History #AND KENNY DOES NOOOOT like kyle #not at all kenny is Anti-Jersey i am actually surprised kenny didnt pull up and try to fight but the night is young! <3 #date night hate fight same difference right darlings ;) #also i will talk about it but i didnt like rm6 im gonna rewrite it so its not up there it was bothering me a lot #i am sorry for the surprise it just was eating at me :((( #BUT I HOPE WE LIKE THIS NEW INFORMATION IM SORRY FOR BABBLING BUT ITS ALL STUFF I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU REGARDLESS I SWEAR #also be nice to kenny theyre...sigh...going thru it ily skeleken #ALSO ILY TOO THANK U SO MUCH FOR READIN MY FILFTH

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UNCLE NINA!!!!!!!!! how have you been doing!!

ANOOONN!!!!! this is saaaaaaur cute!!!! ahhh!!! hello darling!!!! <3

everytime i get one of these it genuinely makes me want to cry because i think it's so sweet that you guys care about how i am doing enough to ask me how i am ( i am glad i am not just a fanfic writer to you, but also a fucking basketcase ) -- but also because it really helps me with self reflection?

like everytime i get one of these messages i go...hm, you know how Am I doing actually? and honestly, up until last night i was not doing terribly well, to tell you the truth. ( but i am very well now, don't fret! )

as we discerned in that one ask where someone asked me which ninaverse ( which you guys are so cute calling it the ninaverse i love you ) character i am ( sigh...its not kenny, man i wish ) i am a stan variant written in a pink, glitter pen bebe font with a kyle pile academic neurosis brain...but as a majority stan variant, i often get sad and the quality of my life reflects my deteriorating mental health.

however, in getting this message, i was like...hm...well what can i do then to remedy this? how can i be doing better, what should i do, how should i attempt to fix my existence so i can tell this wonderful anonymous person on the internet that i am okay!

so i made my house into a home, brushed my beautiful cat daughter several times, did all my little animal crossing tasks/chores, cried...a lot but it was really good, made suuuuuch a beautiful yellow curry and rice last night, like, wow, my comfort television show being masterchef and watching every season ten thousand times really paid off huh ( also yes i love gordon ramsay...leave me alone i know i have mental problems relax i get it )

and today i did my hair and makeup, put on my little uncle nina outfit, which today is a little brown checkered puff sleeve cottagecore shirt under a brown suede rilakkuma overall dress, some long socks, my hiking boots, my fairy earrings, my big wine uncle bag and a white bandana!!! i am in fact slaying your honor and about to razzle dazzle the townspeople with my radiance ( just kidding they are definetely going to be like who left this mentally unhinged beastie girl out of the mental hospital to free roam and terrorize our streets hsadlkhda )

so things are looking up!

i know that because...whispers...i started working on peppermint fourteen a little bit last night *eyes emoji* WHICH!!!!! excuse me is not to say its coming out soon or anything like that its on hiatus, but i have found that i can only write it when i am feeling really relaxed and happy...which is very reassuring about how i am doing at the moment. its just...that fanfiction is my baby, i put a lot into it and i really do not like to go half way on it. live laugh peppermint!

but! speaking of my side hustle ( helllllp )!!! rm 3 should come out relatively soon which is VERY EXCITING FOR ME AND PROBABLY ONLY ME BUT THATS OKAY!!!! I AM A REMEMBER GIRLIE! i'm trying so hard not to rush, but i am literally so excited about all the plot and urgh, its so intricate and moves forward with the story so the slower i am the longer i have to sit on all my weird lore which makes me want to scream i want to talk about it so BAD you guys.

but yes, i am writing it and trying to make sure when i post it i feel 100% about it and like every single line of dialogue and formatted word...because...not doing and rushing makes me sad. and i have resolved not to be sad anymore! and be an iconic girl boss always! slay! sadness who! only badness babey! <3

which...at currently...ravenstan is currently being a menace to society like that man graduated with honors from the disgraceful distasteful university of kenny mcwhoremick floozy fuckboi hooker harlotry...i'm so embarassed like baby!!!! go to jail!! somebody get they mans!!!

jersey kyle is also being a menace in a different way like in a you are so scary i am going to litrally piss my pants and throw up violently from stress please don't hurt me kinda way which....go awff new jersey!!! get his ass!!! which!!! he has a little!!!! as a treat!!!! stan can have a singular crumb of ass because i'm feeling nice!!!! FINE!

but yes if it all seems a little jumbled and ooc it really needs to develop and its supposed to start off a little...odd. it really grows and changes into something that makes perfect sense with the characterizations and the plot i promise i am not just making you read a deranged style wattpad 'i got sold to one direction' fanfiction please let me live i know let me live i never get to write the mildly sexually charged dialogue in pep because they are precious and wonderful and so sad in peppermint!!! let me have my joker arc okay!!!!! ITLL MAKE SENSE PLEASE DONT BOO ME HELP *hides*

but yes!!!! doing well doing much better!!! and writing is becoming something that is nice for me again so i am trying to take that in stride and find everyday is a new day.

be gentle with yourselves my darlings and i hope if you are not doing very well today, know i love you very much and try to think of one kind thing you can do for yourself today <3

-uncle nina, healing arc mach 2

#this is so wonderful and sweet thank u for checking in #its a little long but i included a mental health update and a writing update #i am doing much better and i am excited to live my life #but also share my stories with all of you #today please try to see yourselves through my eyes #preciously and softly and with all the love in my heart #be good to yourself and others #i adore you