#random senator: here's your knife back mr. fell! thanks again for letting me borrow it!

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broke: crowley tempted the senate to stab caesar

woke: crowley tempted the senate to stab caesar because aziraphale was upset about the library of alexandria

bespoke: aziraphale was in rome as part of the arrangement. he's the one who tempted the senate to stab caesar (and ten billion burned books cried out for vengeance) 😇📚😌🔪

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*yes i know this was pre-arrangement but for the sake of unhinged delight no it wasn't

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#baroque: it wasn't even az's turn to tempt. crowley got a commendation & went to investigate like #what human nonsense am i taking credit for now? #only to find aziraphale chilling in rome #eating oysters. living his best life #crowley: oh hey angel. did you hear they stabbed caesar? #az: ah. how terrible #random senator: here's your knife back mr. fell! thanks again for letting me borrow it! #az: ... #crowley: ... #az: lOOK if anything it was a SMITING who tf burns down a library???!? #go #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ides of march #happy ides of march #belatedly #extraaa