#ps i'm genuinely surprised we haven't gotten a “this is dean” w just no qualifications

[according2thelore]

oh hey! i’m sam, and this is my father—i mean, my mother—i mean, my best friend—i mean, shit, my lover—i mean, my guard dog—i mean, the man who sold his soul for me—i mean, the man fated to kill me—i mean, haha sorry, my moral compass—whoops, i mean, my stone number one, the last string i have connecting me to reality—i mean, my soulmate—my bad, i mean, my breeder—i mean, the man i modeled myself after—i mean, shit—

this is dean. my brother, dean.

#dean would sweat if he had to fill out government forms bc he doesn't know whether to file sam as a 'dependent' #like...that's his brotherwifesonhusbandvictimlover?? #he just panics and checks every box #but 'brother' is the encompassing label--everything everywhere all at once etc #late season sam checks the box next to married and doesn't even notice until a week later he sits up shaking in sweating in bed #and THAT's how they get married #ps i'm genuinely surprised we haven't gotten a “this is dean” w just no qualifications #charlotte’s contribution: breeder #you’re welcome guys