#penishead

[ghost-bleus]

Day 15

Sigh 😔😔😔💔💔💔😔😔😔😔😔

(I have no idea what I’m doing)

i’m going to answer all of your asks today 🙏🙏

#ace ask #don’t spam my inbox penishead

[alter-koker]

2 types of bad writers: dudes who write like they have never met a woman in their life, writers trying to portray siblings despite being an only child and the siblings call each other stuff like 'little bro' and 'sis'

#real sinlings call each other stuff like idiot #and penishead

[boy-armageddon]

i have this really weird and cunty habit of making myself. not do things i want cause im feeling really cunty and emotional over something small that i should not care about at all but im still fucky about and all. like "oh you wanna play a game? you wanna talk to your close friends and all? no. they said the slightest thing and you hate them now and you need to sit there and die" like it SUCKS

#sorry for penishead posting today im sick and barely got any sleep and shit #I don't even mean this as a vague or anything im just complaining but if i say it to my friends they're gonna think im being vague and #cunty to them #and I don't want that and shit cause i think they all secretly hate me for no reason usually and I dont wanna amplify that lol #vent #? #not really but y'know to be safe

[chimpanzeedotcom]

gets my penishead inside your pussy owwooowwwwieeeeee it huuuurttttssss aahhhooowiiiie

[shellxrls]

Fuck u penishead

— Anya 🪼

#took me so long to respond bc i was figuring out how to edit this 💀 #don’t judge the handwriting it’s literally not mine 🥰 #[📓] - diary entries #fuckmyskywalker

[imeverywoman420]

You seem like the right person to come to with this Dilemma milady. I find myself In love with cock (aka penis, male genitalia, dick, THE ROD) and I love it so much like i wanna smell it, Taste it, and rub it against my face all day,. This is not satire or a joke. I want to hold the cock and worship it and bury my face in his crotch until we both. falls asleep . This is not a fanfiction or a horny posting im jusrt high on some good Hierbas milady and need to let someone know about this someone like you an appreciator of the fine Dickkkkkk. So anyway i wuz saying i love dick. It smells so fuckigng good too like it's savoury and yummy. It's so massive too i want to cuddle it like a teddy bear when i sleep. I could stare at it 24/7 without getting bor'd. O love that thang so much.

And i like kissing his inner thighs and his dick starts twitching so hard like does that feel good baby girl it makes his dick jump up and down it's so cute and sexy. I love that dick. Dick is my religion fr like it's me, him, and his dick against da world. When i see the radical feminisme women (ok bless their hearts most of the time but) when i see then saying cumbrained, cockbrained, penisheaded . I can;t even be mad cuzz like aint it true? It's so true about me. It's like when those fat activist queens kept reminding people that fat wasnt even an insult just a descriptor. Im like that but with cockbrained. Like I am i love cock , penis, cum, dick, and BALLS omg i love balls too1!!! I would kiss and sniff them all day . Bye sweetie xx

i literally fucking ghost wrote this like your mind

Im in love with u

#Ask #fave #one for the books

[kylie9]

hi penishead

myname is billy nerd get it right

#msgs!

[singletsona]

you're a PENISHEAD!

#MY FIRST ANON.... #a momentous occasion #asks

[wolfsbane123]

Penishead snout

[the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit]

penishead's name is AYLMER, btw. like.. elmer but if you were a fuckedup penis guy

#barking and foaming at the mouth

[metamelonisle]

penishead

[lisa-devblog]

hi its been a hot minute. 3/11/23

been really struggling with ideas because im a penishead. uhm. im sad

[seasideretreat]

Evil manifesto

I am sure anyone who reads this will look upon it and think: I don't need this. And rightly so, because nobody needs more diseased and despicable things in the world. And yet, here we are: another evil manifesto. Meant to corrupt your soul and devour your life.

It might not be so bad if I knew what I was doing, but because I don't it can only be very bad, so I apologize. It is the least I can do. I am sorry, I apologize, because you don't necessarily deserve this. Nobody deserves this. But you are a nobody, let's face it - and I can do whatever I want. So you'll read this, my little plaything, and I'll ruin your life... I guess. But I did apologize, didn't I? I'll do it again.

It's funny how things go. First of all, let me state that you need this manifesto for your evil schemes. You want to bribe, blackmail and deceive, and that's what I will teach you. It's the least I can do, after I all I've done for you. It's going to be all right, boy, because this is not your fate. Remember? Your fate is to study at an awesome university and get really good grades and marry the prom queen. Right? Also, you want to go on safari's. And you want to screw hookers... all right, let's face it, you're a penishead. But that's fine, so was I when I started out, although I am one-of-a-kind or so they say, and they can't take that away from me... they can't take that away from me. I studied at the university, but for me university is a entirely different realm of being: a realm that you'll never reach if you haven't actually went there... It's something you peckerheads don't get. You can´t think like a nobel-prize winner unless you've sampled some of the greatest minds of history. Even then still, it matters greatly what kind of education you got. If you go to a shitty university or a shitty master's you can lose everything; like me, I went to a shitty master's and lost everything, I used to go to parties, used to drink champagne... everything! And now I can't even function. On the other hand, I didn´t really go to a shitty master's, in fact I saved it and now it is just another really good master's degree to take. Asian Studies in Leiden! Just like it always was, but they were maybe thinking of letting it down... but now they gave it a shiny new library, like it went in the conversation with the girl: you know Minerva is really prominent and our Law study is really prominent and... Asian Studies is really prominent... HAHA! I saved that shit. I am amazing. But anyway, your power is nothing compared to mine and I will give you only a passing glance as I hover with my vampire powers all over your shiny round cunt. Hooray!

It's not over until I say it's over. I want to have a ball here. There needs to be laughter and gnashing of teeth. It's always the best combination. I like being funny and I like being scare. I like being funny and I like being scary. I like being funny; I like being scary. Taught you something, didn't I? See how awesome I am. Anyway, as I said, I don't know what I am doing I guess, although I know enough to keep this from escalating.

Yours respectfully,

The Black Cat

#macabre #dark academia #asian studies #dangerous

[uirisy]

only real penisheads know

[heylinfanclub]

Me: hEART SHAPED crests. HEART SHAPED.

My friends voice in the back of my mind: haha penishead

CRAIS

#gloreals. #my arts.

[hailtotheskull]

begrudgingly watching the new episodes of ST even though i don't really give a shit cause even the damn ST twitter is posting like you've already seen the episodes like fuck waiting i guess we HAVE to watch it now. OK show me that Penishead Beast