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#other than Soka wearing the Mando equivalent of Claire's
phoenixyfriend · 3 years
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hi the jedi babies au lives in my head rent free
what if they somehow end up seeing maul and ben panics and he isn’t sure why he just remembers that THIS IS DANGER
but soka, being an amazing older sister, makes him feel better by kicking maul’s ass and bullying the shit out of him
I still haven't quite decided on what to do with Maul but like. Okay. Let's say this happens when Ben is seven, so he's still not fully aware of/accessing his future memories. He's decent at remembering cherry-picked Big Facts (e.g. who is/will be a Sith) after eight or nine.
So when Ben is seven, Obi-Wan is fourteen.
Which means Maul is eleven, and Soka is nine.
Maul is getting his ass kicked by a nine-year-old that is, crucially, wearing the Mandalorian equivalent of this:
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Because Soka deserves to wear the most eye-searing of early aughts middle school girl fashion trends. Put her in some Juicy Couture. If she had hair, she'd be wearing butterfly clips. Please understand how much this means to me.
(I spent... too much time trying to find a suitably intense jacket.)
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