#one's a sweatshirt where they're wearing little santa hats that i'm wearing to work today

[twicethetrouble]

*gets a million phone calls and resulting anxiety for my birthday.*

"Thanks"

#happy birthday to me #i want to crawl under my desk and live there #too much attention #and too many phone calls #let me have my yearly acknowledgement of the passage of time in peace please #in other news #ive got new ninja turtle clothes to add to my hoard #one's a sweatshirt where they're wearing little santa hats that i'm wearing to work today #it's not exactly work clothes #but i don't really care #this one day my bosses can fight me