scott: have you eaten it, oli?
owen: the scootles
oli: no, i-
apo: WAIT, DONT EAT THAT ONE, YOULL LIKE MEN
shelby: what?
owen: ww--… pFFFF
martyn: HAHAHAHHAHAH, WAI-
scott: that's the worst thing you could ever do! eat- liking men!
oli: [eats them] IM TASTING THE RAINBOW
Let me tell you, there's nothing that I love more than seeing the dudes from my favorite metal/rock bands vibing to girly pop music in their free time. Like hell yeah, you sing about the darkest shit on stage, are dressed in all black and covered in tattoos from head to toe but wow you are babygirl and I love that for you.
martyn: where are you, cleo?
oli: cleo?
cleo: i- am- down on the other s- there, i see you, i see you, im on my way, im on my way
oli: come along! we've got places to go! places i say!
[martyn starts pretending to sail away before cleo gets on the boat]
cleo: MARTYN!
martyn: [laughs]
cleo: [laughs]
oli: he's being, he's being funnyyy, he's doing a funny oneee
[martyn goes back and forth, teasing cleo]
oli: oooh! oooh!
cleo: i'll cry, martyn
martyn: oh, go on, then
cleo: i'll cry
cleo: [attempted crying noises]
oli: oh, weep, now!
cleo: [dissolves into laughter]
[martyn pretends to sail away again, and martyn and cleo laugh; he comes back]
[martyn pretends to sail away again]
cleo: you absolute dickweed– [while laughing]
[martyn comes back]
martyn: ahhh….
[martyn pretends to sail away again]
[both cleo and martyn essentially Die laughing]
[cleo finally gets on the boat]
cleo: i hate you so much [while laughing]
martyn: ahhh…
cleo: [coughs] ahh..
martyn: every time you think it's over, it's not
Oli Jimmy CPK and Martyn is a real top tier flirtatious group
If anyone could tell the history of SeaPeeSound besides "on crazycraft lizzie pushed it so hard people thought it was real" and scattered anecdotes about kissing with tongue in front of destroyed castles etc, I would love to hear! I mostly just get wattpad fics when i go looking.
And, of course, urban dictionary. Sure. Which tells me that Lauren and Joel shipped it hard. I'm not even sure where the fiction/rpf line is?
(Maybe Oli, Jimmy and Martyn are a dream team, they're so good with Sausage, everyone should be so lucky as to have a chance to flirt with them.)