#okay . second and statistically less dead character is one of the main characters actually: anastasia hayes (doesn't like that name)

[saltedsolenoid]

kin assign me a together in hell character please i am looking at you blinking rapidly please pleaase please

(elaboration in tags)

#i get embarry when talking about shit like this just out in the open so i'm hiding in tags like a COWARD #so yeah. There's this dead guy #i actually have two characters i'd like to assign to you but like. first off. dead guy #he's been dead for at least 20 years circa the start of the story; like this bitch's corpse is rotted #before he died though he was just a silly guy? like generally had some pretty bad imposter syndrome; felt like he wasn't a good person #and has like. catholic guilt #from his parents ofc #and is actually a high school dropout; got kicked out at like 16 for being gay #and was doing pretty good for himself before he got crazy axe murdered at 25 by his husbandfiance (never figured it out) for money #anyways that guy's name was charlie and he's ginger . rest in peace loser #okay . second and statistically less dead character is one of the main characters actually: anastasia hayes (doesn't like that name) #actually not sure why they remind me of you #just like the general disassociation paired with a silly disposition #<- her character actually acts as part of a greek choir to the Main Main Characters bcuz he isn't allowing himself to process his issues #just btw #she's so silly #they'll get over all their issues at some point in the story. like they let themself focus on the present instead of the future #idk. silly #SORRY IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IT IS 3:39 A M #together in hell